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| posted by HALO 514 days ago |
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Anyone interested in doing a parachute jump PM me and I will forward you all the details. Those that expressed an interest last year I have already sent you the info. Will try to get this organized for April/May depending on how many are in.
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| posted by Spunky 514 days ago |
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It takes you a year to organize a parachute jump? Were you looking for one big enough to support your big arse? 
How funky is your chicken?
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| posted by Mango 514 days ago |
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send me an pm
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| posted by HALO 514 days ago (edited 514 days ago) |
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my ass
sensors don't block the word ass. Brought to you by the letters A-S-S
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| posted by shazza 514 days ago |
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Are you two flirting openly now eh?
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| posted by Spunky 514 days ago |
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Mango and Halo? Yes, i'd say so!
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quote: Originally posted by shazza Are you two flirting openly now eh?
sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements
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| posted by Mango 514 days ago |
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and i will struggle with the weight requirements
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quote: Originally posted by HALO
quote: Originally posted by shazza Are you two flirting openly now eh?
sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements
Cutting!!!
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| posted by HALO 514 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by Spunky
quote: Originally posted by HALO
quote: Originally posted by shazza Are you two flirting openly now eh?
sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements
Cutting!!!
Oh Spunkster it's OK because you don't make the age requirements
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| posted by HALO 514 days ago |
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Mango there is another interested member with the same problem. I will check if they have a few large parachutes and harnesses. PM me your weight if you are really far over the weight limit.
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| posted by Spunky 514 days ago |
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I've seen Mango and my guess is that he weighs 1/10 of your arse.
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| posted by smog 514 days ago (edited 514 days ago) |
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quote: Originally posted by Spunky I've seen Mango and my guess is that he weighs 1/10 of your arse.
In light of your previous comments and, dare one say, experience, you must surely be aware that a big nail needs a big hammer to drive it in?
(And if not it would seem that there are an ever-increasing number of others here who could validate this for you )
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| posted by Mango 514 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by HALO Mango there is another interested member with the same problem. I will check if they have a few large parachutes and harnesses. PM me your weight if you are really far over the weight limit.
my current weight is exactly 96kg, but i dunno what it will be in 2 -3 month as i still feel a bit hungry and especially beer thirsty all the time.
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| posted by spannermonkey 514 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by Mango and i will struggle with the weight requirements
dont worry Mungo, they have parachutes for tanks, so you should be OK.

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| posted by shazza 514 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by HALO
quote: Originally posted by shazza Are you two flirting openly now eh?
sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements
Requirement for what? flirting with you? HA fooking HA!!!
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| posted by shizzelmynizzel 509 days ago |
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hi halo - just emailed you. got your text today - thanks for that. shizz.
"I think we're going to need a bigger boat"
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| posted by Beer Boy 509 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by Spunky I've seen Mango and my guess is that he weighs 1/10 of your arse.
...and about 1/10th of HALO's ego as well, by the sounds of it???
and something I never understand, what possesses people to jump out of perfectly safe airplanes??? let the fokkers land and you'll be on the ground in one piece
I am aspiring to be just OK!
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