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posted by HALO 513 days ago
Anyone interested in doing a parachute jump PM me and I will forward you all the details. Those that expressed an interest last year I have already sent you the info.
Will try to get this organized for April/May depending on how many are in.


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posted by Spunky 513 days ago
It takes you a year to organize a parachute jump? Were you looking for one big enough to support your big arse?

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posted by Mango 513 days ago
send me an pm

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posted by HALO 513 days ago (edited 513 days ago)
my ass




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posted by shazza 513 days ago
Are you two flirting openly now eh?


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posted by Spunky 513 days ago
Mango and Halo? Yes, i'd say so!

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posted by HALO 513 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by shazza
Are you two flirting openly now eh?



sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements

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posted by Mango 513 days ago
and i will struggle with the weight requirements

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posted by Spunky 513 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by HALO
quote:
Originally posted by shazza
Are you two flirting openly now eh?



sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements


Cutting!!!

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posted by HALO 513 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Spunky
quote:
Originally posted by HALO
quote:
Originally posted by shazza
Are you two flirting openly now eh?



sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements


Cutting!!!


Oh Spunkster it's OK because you don't make the age requirements

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posted by HALO 513 days ago
Mango there is another interested member with the same problem. I will check if they have a few large parachutes and harnesses.
PM me your weight if you are really far over the weight limit.

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posted by Spunky 513 days ago
I've seen Mango and my guess is that he weighs 1/10 of your arse.

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posted by smog 513 days ago (edited 513 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Spunky
I've seen Mango and my guess is that he weighs 1/10 of your arse.
In light of your previous comments and, dare one say, experience, you must surely be aware that a big nail needs a big hammer to drive it in?

(And if not it would seem that there are an ever-increasing number of others here who could validate this for you )

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posted by Mango 513 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by HALO
Mango there is another interested member with the same problem. I will check if they have a few large parachutes and harnesses.
PM me your weight if you are really far over the weight limit.


my current weight is exactly 96kg, but i dunno what it will be in 2 -3 month as i still feel a bit hungry and especially beer thirsty all the time.

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posted by spannermonkey 513 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Mango
and i will struggle with the weight requirements


dont worry Mungo, they have parachutes for tanks, so you should be OK.



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posted by shazza 513 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by HALO
quote:
Originally posted by shazza
Are you two flirting openly now eh?



sorry Shazza but you don't meet the minimum height requirements



Requirement for what? flirting with you? HA fooking HA!!!


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posted by shizzelmynizzel 508 days ago
hi halo - just emailed you. got your text today - thanks for that.
shizz.

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posted by Beer Boy 508 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Spunky
I've seen Mango and my guess is that he weighs 1/10 of your arse.


...and about 1/10th of HALO's ego as well, by the sounds of it???

and something I never understand, what possesses people to jump out of perfectly safe airplanes??? let the fokkers land and you'll be on the ground in one piece

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