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| posted by Kent Brockman 499 days ago |
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Welcome to this evening's subject topic. I'm your host, Kent Brockman.
In the one corner tonight we have LMOPQ (real name Strawberry Cheung), and in the other we have Beer Boy (real name Arkwright Smedley). Both are longstanding citizens of Hong Kong, but only because they have residency and the government can't do anything about it.
LMOPQ claims she was raucously fondled by Beer Boy in a dark alley near Lan Kwai Fong, and still bears the bruises all over her body. The trauma of this experience has caused her to post meaningless bullshlt on a popular website for the best part of two years, and she has developed psychological problems which cause her to crave sweety things.
Beer Boy counter-claims that he was only trying to buy LMOPQ a drink, but due to temporary blindness, he was using a sensory technique popularly employed by sightless face-readers. He disowns the actions of his hands at that time, and claims that the rest of his body was in a crowded bar enjoying a glass of his eponymous beverage.
Who is telling the truth? You decide.
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 499 days ago |
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Neither! It was crusty-san who was fondling LMNOPQRTUV in the alley. Everyone knows that!
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
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| posted by littlebean 499 days ago |
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How can we decide? We weren't present at the scene.
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| posted by Kent Brockman 499 days ago |
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Who to believe? A virgin in her late thirties who dreams of ice-cream castles and talks to herself on a regular basis - or a Man United supporter? It's a tough choice.
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| posted by littlebean 499 days ago |
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You said it. Tough.
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| posted by keymaker 499 days ago |
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i personally question Mr Beer Boy on the subject. He confirmed that he had done it, he was abusive and confirmed his low EQ. Having said that I would like to confirm that I like to slap the b**ches asses on a very frequent basis.
I think LMOPQ should engage on some serious bottom smacking herself to overcome the trauma.
Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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| posted by Killer Tomato 499 days ago |
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i think Hkexpats should give a birthday present to Mango, suggestion: a spanking paddle!
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| posted by Mango 499 days ago |
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Why i deserve a Birthday present?
almost always friendly and polite
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| posted by Kent Brockman 499 days ago |
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We have a caller on the line... oh, it's an Austrian cupboard salesman. Thank you sir, but we're conducting a live TV debate and cupboards aren't necessary at this stage.
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| posted by Mango 499 days ago |
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I will use the paddle spank Beer Boy.
Kent Brockman, count me in.
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| posted by Mango 499 days ago (edited 499 days ago) |
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I give up. I don't want to spank Beer Boy. Too kinky. I prefer cuddle LMOPQ.
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| posted by LMOPQ 499 days ago |
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Mango.... sweet Mango.. lovely Mango.. wonderful Mango!
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| posted by Mango 499 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by LMOPQ
Mango.... sweet Mango.. lovely Mango.. wonderful Mango!
you are sure?
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| posted by LMOPQ 499 days ago |
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Always!
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| posted by keymaker 498 days ago |
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Originally posted by xpat-Aussie
Neither! It was crusty-san who was fondling LMNOPQRTUV in the alley. Everyone knows that!
How much does crusty charge for that?
Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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| posted by Bree 498 days ago |
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I dont agree that any woman should have to put up with any unwanted attention, but there is a HUGE difference between a hand on your a55 and "rape".
Some one needs to explain that to LMOPQ .............. and about the laws of defamation.........
did you eat a bowl of STUPID for breakfast?????
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| posted by smog 498 days ago (edited 498 days ago) |
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Bree,
We've been through this. And yes it has been explained to LMOPQ, and she hasn't repeated the allegation. I suggest that you would be hard-pushed to distinguish adequately between "sexual assault" and "rape" in your third language. This only remains an issue because Beer Boy won't let it go.
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| posted by Bree 498 days ago (edited 498 days ago) |
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That granted (third language and all).............what if the shoe was on the other foot?
It doesnt take much to admit you were wrong and apologise.
I do see your point.
In any case, I guess she is making her true colours rather clearly seen in other threads............
did you eat a bowl of STUPID for breakfast?????
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| posted by Imd 498 days ago |
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how do ya know her real name is Strawberry Cheung, KB?
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| posted by littlebean 498 days ago |
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No personal details on this forum please.  
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