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posted by ai 425 days ago
I need someone to housesit for me from July 14 - end of August or thereabouts. You can also take the spare room if you need it a little earlier before I go away. Free rent, 500 for electricity fee and a daily cuddle for my young cat.. Comfortable place. Looking for the right person, should ideally be able to provide good character references and open to police check.





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posted by asiangirl 425 days ago
yup, you just can't have anyone cuddle your pu**y cat...


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a nice and warm kitc
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posted by Killer Tomato 425 days ago
i wonder what police would say if you just walked in and asked them to do a check on me ........pfffwwttttt what pretentious thing, police check! hah!


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posted by designmgr 425 days ago
um......when you say 'police check'.....would that be just a local cursory check....

..or a full on inter-pol.....

....cause um....just curious..




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posted by Lucas 425 days ago
If they do a full on cavity check, Mango might be interested.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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posted by Mango 425 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Lucas
If they do a full on cavity check, Mango might be interested.


depends

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posted by Lucas 425 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Mango
quote:
Originally posted by Lucas
If they do a full on cavity check, Mango might be interested.


depends


On what? How deep they probe your anus?

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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posted by Mango 425 days ago (edited 425 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Lucas
quote:
Originally posted by Mango
quote:
Originally posted by Lucas
If they do a full on cavity check, Mango might be interested.


depends


On what? How deep they probe your anus?


U



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posted by Lucas 425 days ago
Did you just realise what it meant and changed your reply?


It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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posted by Mango 425 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Lucas
Did you just realise what it meant and changed your reply?



changed what?



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posted by wclarke 419 days ago
where do you live and would popping round once or twice a day be ok?


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posted by Shadowblade 418 days ago
need to tell us whereabouts first since you may live too far for the ones who want to help you

Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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posted by ai 415 days ago
Thanks for all the colourful replies. Looks like I may have someone. Will get back to you if not. Bizarrely no reply from Maternity nurse.. I think you all scared her off.

I said 'open to police check.' I didn't say I was going to...


 
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