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Pee Stains [ New Topic]
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posted by Juno Watt 478 days ago
I have p*ss, sp*nk and other mystery stains all over my trousers from really letting myself go in Fenwicks the other night. Does anyone have any recommendations?


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posted by DBI 478 days ago
Wear a skirt?

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Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 478 days ago
wear a diaper in public in future, you incontinent w***er!!!

I am aspiring to be just OK!
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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 478 days ago
Stop volunteering for the bukkake modelling gig?

Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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Hong Kong
posted by Mr Benn 478 days ago

You could do what the locals do around here...............ie. F*ck all.











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Hong Kong
posted by Load Toad 478 days ago
I didn't know rent boys were working in Fennies Juno - how much money did you make - if it isn't a rude question?

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13273 Posts
posted by Lola 478 days ago
Wear these in future and thus avoid the pesky pee-stain issue altogether.



Don't say I never have any good suggestions.

Dancing robustly sideways
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SEOUL
posted by crusty 478 days ago
i find wrapping my lower torso in cling film prior to going out at nights seems to do the trick

Rehab is for quiters
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posted by Beer Boy 478 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
I didn't know rent boys were working in Fennies Juno - how much money did you make - if it isn't a rude question?


fook all LT, who would pay for Juno's services.... using and abusing is all he's good fer

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Senior Member
9012 Posts
in Bhutan
posted by Juno Watt 478 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
I didn't know rent boys were working in Fennies Juno - how much money did you make - if it isn't a rude question?

It wasn't me. It was a friend who can't use the internet.

He tells me there are some people in there who he suspects of selling strange substances!


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posted by Load Toad 478 days ago


Researching ANOTHER Asian travel guide eh Juno?

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posted by Juno Watt 478 days ago
Was that page on your bookmarks list LT?


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posted by Load Toad 478 days ago
Ah yes - if you're short of a good story the 'Hookers and Drugs in Wanchai' is a safe enough bet - and it explains the hole in the T&E budget.

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posted by Load Toad 478 days ago
No Juno - I searched for it especially using highly selective search criteria.

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posted by Juno Watt 478 days ago
Can I put coke, speed and ketamine on my expenses list?

Oops, wrong forum.


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posted by Beer Boy 478 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
No Juno - I searched for it especially using highly selective search criteria.


yeah... he typed in to Google.... "Juno's drug suppliers"

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posted by Load Toad 478 days ago
Oh Juno - you're not doing Ketamin as welll now......?

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posted by keymaker 478 days ago
If I may digress, just watch a program on CCTV4 this morning where they give 4 different rats, Crystal Meth, Ketamine, Ecstasy and nothing.

After watching that, and seeing the rats have a total blast, it really put me in the mood for going out and scoring somink.

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