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| posted by Mr Benn 1116 days ago |
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Can you believe some of these little beauties !!
It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
The crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
A low voter turn-out is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
I have made good judgment in the past, I have made good judgments in the future.
One of the greatest things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures.
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
The senator (John McCain) has to understand if he's going to have he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is "to be prepared".
Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know them.
It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.
When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
The future will be better tomorrow.
I hope the ambitious realise that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.
I am mindful of not only preserving executive power for myself, but for predecessors as well.
Will the highways on the Internet become more few.
Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
I understand small business growth. I was one.
I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.
We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
I think we agree, the past is over.
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| posted by npg 1116 days ago |
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the question to be asked is "why have the american people re=elected this man"?
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| posted by Mr Benn 1116 days ago |
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Because of his priceless comedy value. [:)][:D][:x)]
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| posted by beer guy 1116 days ago |
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So Letterman and Leno would have topics each night, why else?
The above comments are personal and meant for comedic purposes only and in no way reflect the thoughts, ideas or other general lunacy of HKExpats Limited.
third world city with a third world mentality
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| posted by The Crone 1113 days ago |
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I'm working hard to put food on my family!
I dream again
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| posted by hongkonger 1113 days ago |
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Originally posted by npg
the question to be asked is "why have the american people re=elected this man"?
A question all americians should be asking themselves - why indeed?
I read (cant remember where) that US schools will be teaching an alternative evolution theories..... along the lines that evolution alone couldnt have created man, hand of god was needed......
We will consume 85 million barrels of oil today, what's going to be left for tomorrow?
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| posted by sabi 1107 days ago (edited 1107 days ago) |
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Hongkonger,
Intelligent Design theory is a way to get around teaching creationism which is illegal. It was (in Pennsylvania?) by one local school board - not all US schools (there is no national curriculum).
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| posted by Waterslang 1105 days ago |
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"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-- George Bush, "President Participates in Social Security Conversation in New York," May 24, 2005.
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| posted by HKBloke 1105 days ago |
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After a discussion about economics with Blair and French President Jacques Chirac, Bush allegedly turned to Blair and remarked,
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur.'"
Priceless.
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| posted by jaykay 1105 days ago |
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Ha ha - that reminds me of the Del boy quote "Whats the French for Duck al'Orange"
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out and meet the bloody thing!
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| posted by JJM_Se7en 1086 days ago |
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"Change what you can't accept; Accept what you can't change."
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| posted by The Crone 1085 days ago |
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'This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
You are in Florida. Miami, to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.... the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options--you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question... please give an honest answer:
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? '
I dream again
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| posted by npg 1085 days ago |
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i would go with colour...to truly capture his fear! bw photography should only be used for art.
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| posted by catzeyez 1083 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by The Crone
'This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
You are in Florida. Miami, to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.... the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options--you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question... please give an honest answer:
[88][88][88][88][88][88][88] almost die laughing.
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? '
Some men were borned dicks.
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| posted by Waterslang 1083 days ago |
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Bush, Chirac, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .... it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and Chirac are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : "Bush must have tried to kiss that girl and has been slapped. "
Bush is thinking : "Damn it, Chirac must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."
The girl is thinking : "Bush must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the old woman instead and got slapped."
Chirac is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Bush again."
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| posted by The Crone 1080 days ago |
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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honourable example, just as I did," Washington advises and then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do for the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did" FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping at all the fourth night, when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
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