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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1202 days ago |
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Are you watching me chatterbox? I am wearing a cardigan right now! Has my imaginary husband hired you to see if I am cheating on him? Do I have an imaginary lover too?
p.s. have not participated in mass murder, must be the imaginary dog holding me back.
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| posted by Chatterbox 1202 days ago |
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so SWS we get to the bottom of why the imaginery hubbie is cheating on you - you have the cardie, only a matter of time before the cat arrives so he and the imaginery dog are off finding a new wife without a cardie!!
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| posted by Gum Tree 1202 days ago |
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Just start to worry when you go through a phantom pregnancy - then we'll send out the little white-coated people in the nice van with the flashing lights ... I wonder if a phantom birth is more painful than the other type? Would you have imaginary drugs?
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1202 days ago |
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How about the imaginary pregnancy, but real drugs? Might make me a happier looney.
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| posted by Chatterbox 1202 days ago |
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Just say NO SWS
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1202 days ago |
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Can I just imagine that I said no?
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| posted by rachel_z 1202 days ago (edited 1202 days ago) |
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LOL Chatterbox, you know thats not true eh. Its just a stereotypical view contributed from once in awhile cases, Hollywood movies and some authors.
SWS, are you a fragment of your own imagination too? Hmmmm well if you are, then are we imagining your existence? Oh noooo whats happening to me? My pills... my pills where are they? Geeeezzzz the cats must have eaten all of them blue pills. My head is throbbing madly now and I think I am going to explode to a pulp in a couple of minutes.... Help meeeee!!!!!
In my imagination too, of course.
Phantom pregnancy is nasty. What about having imaginary hands, fingers, eyes, nose etc... maybe an imaginary castle with a thousand rooms? Well then Ali Baba could be your new imaginary hubbie... the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera could be your other imaginary hubbie too... in fact you can have 999 husbands, each in a room by themselves. That will be cool eh. [8~2]
Imao. Someone get me my pills please. [:-(][:-(][:-(]
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| posted by Chatterbox 1202 days ago |
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Rachel Z - you are smoking some terrible sh%t girl - your a good kid, pull out while there is still hope!
What did I tell you about cat people SWS!!
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| posted by rachel_z 1202 days ago |
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Hahahaaa Chatterbox, I am not smoking anything right now eh and yeah you are right I am a good kid. A very very very good kid, nasty only in my imaginations. Does that help?
Hey dogs are boring and dumb most of the time! They only do what they have been trained in while cats are so interestingly different. Hahahahaa and that explains why I am crazy too coz I will turn into a furry black cat once in a blue moon.... but only in my imagination too.
IMAO.
Hey isn't this thread supposed to encourage our imaginations and creativity? :D
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| posted by Chatterbox 1202 days ago |
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Rachel you talk about dogs, but you could be describing boyfriends or husbands!!
Cats on that level aren't that much different, sure they do interesting things from time to time, but only when they want to or want something from you, rest of the time they are happy to sleep and then when it is late at night and you want to sleep they either want to go out or keep you up with all thier noise!!
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| posted by rachel_z 1202 days ago |
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Hehee Chatterbox, I could be talking and describing about everything and anything, depending on your imagination :D
My cats and all the other cats that I have rescued from the streets before don't sleep all day. The cats in my apartment sleep when we sleep and hang out with us when we are awake. The only noise is probably when they get jealous of each other and start to fight. Cats are still the best though in my point of view
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