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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1205 days ago |
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My boyfriend is perfect. He always says the right thing, cooks, cleans, loves my mother (but not in a sexual way) and is really good in bed (hehe but he is not my maid). I do worry when he takes the dog for a walk. They walk for hours and hours, but the dog just seems to be getting fatter and fatter. What is going on?
The only other problem is, none of my friends can see him, even when he is in the same room. Are they right, is he really an imaginary boyfriend?
I'm sorry, but I just couldn't resist. There is no one to cheat on me, but I thought that i should get the forum going. [;)]
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| posted by Gum Tree 1205 days ago |
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I would say he is definitely cheating on you. Is it because you have all that waxing done? Maybe the smooth skin is a turn off. Have you tried steroid treatments, you can get them at that Bangkok hospital? It's YOUR responsibilty to turn him on - he's just a man with needs.
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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| posted by Gum Tree 1205 days ago |
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Second thoughts, why don't you take the dog for a wax job?
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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| posted by barbie 1205 days ago |
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sunwaterandsky, you are so lucky to have a man, even if he treats you like s*&t......
You must try harder for him not to be so bored....wear a sexy nightie and have a Brazilian wax on your legs.
Since I had mine done my husband cannot leave me alone....
If he takes the dog out walking so much you must be making him very bored...why not try a threesome or an all out orgy?
Maybe then you will not seem so boring to him!
I wait for the day when schools have all the funding they need and the airforce has to have a cake stall to raise money for a new bomber.
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| posted by Azrael 1205 days ago |
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Has your dog started watching a lot of porn recently?
Buy an invisible vibrator and Brazilian wax the dog.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. 
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| posted by rachel_z 1205 days ago |
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Ouchh... I feel the pain for the dog hahaha can a dog ever survive a wax with a body of hair? Ouchhhhhh!!!
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| posted by chubby 1205 days ago |
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let him cheat as long as he wants to...anyway you cant see it!!!hahahahahhaha and about the dog..let it become fatter and fatter as well....and will look more cute than you can imagine...oh by the way is the dog imaginary also???jsut curious[;^)]
"honesty the best medicine..."HECK!!!
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| posted by sabi 1205 days ago |
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SWS: A hot man with a hot dog - you don't need Betermac's pink rabbit.
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1205 days ago |
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I am touched by the advise that you have all forwarded. I will book the wax job (by the way, can anyone recommend a waxing clinic that gives a family discount). Have voted for the threesome (have decided not to include the dog as he is too fat to turn anyone on) and have planned the "sex in the city" trip to the President's Mall for an appropriate vibrating toy.
Yes Chubby, the dog is also imaginary. What a sad life I lead - but full of imaginary fun.
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| posted by God de Vader 1204 days ago |
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chubby be carefull baby! im watching you!
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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| posted by sabi 1204 days ago |
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Chubby one of your cats, beter?
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| posted by Chatterbox 1204 days ago |
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having an imaginery dog is better than having an imaginery cat - that would make you a bit scary!!
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| posted by rachel_z 1204 days ago |
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Chatterbox, cats are better than dogs! I have a habit of rescuing animals and thats what I realised. Oh well maybe because I am a cat person... :)
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1204 days ago |
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Having a vivid imagination, I would say that any imaginary animal, person is ok. No imaginary friend is better than any other - my dog resents your suggestion that an imaginary cat is better!
Why must you judge our happy littl imaginary home?
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| posted by Gum Tree 1204 days ago |
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Yeah, but will your imaginary husband feel the same way? Maybe he is looking for a change? What about ferrets?
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1204 days ago |
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Husband is fully supportive of everything I say - he is imaginary right!
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| posted by Gum Tree 1204 days ago |
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Aren't all husbands?
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1204 days ago |
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Oh Gumtree, you have shattered my single woman's dreams of the perfect husband! Oh well, better buy a rabbit.
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| posted by rachel_z 1204 days ago |
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SWS, why not gerbils? Maybe a chinchilla too? What the heck, you might as well have a zoo
IMAO
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| posted by Chatterbox 1203 days ago |
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Rachel Z - women who live alone with cats (imaginery or otherwise) generally (ok maybe only in the movies) have a tendency to be scary and prone to mass murder and they all wear cardigans!
SWS, no such thing as a real perfect husband - stick to the imaginary one and your dog!
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| posted by Gum Tree 1203 days ago |
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Or else the cats get taken over by aliens, kill the woman and go out and conquer the world.
"Marooned on a rock with 80,000 and now 90,000 alcoholics and counting"
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