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| posted by Velvet 1110 days ago |
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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental £100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier!
Or are they? [:D]
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by shoegirl 1110 days ago |
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Velvet
From all the grudgy posts on various message boards, I think most men are not that happy at all. They just bitch, bitch, bitch! [:x)][:x)][:x)]
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| posted by seb 1110 days ago |
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You forgot that one:
If we come across another man who is wearing the same clothes as we, we won't freak out.
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| posted by Velvet 1110 days ago |
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shoegirl, you are quite right!!!!
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by hongkonger 1110 days ago |
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of course...........[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
We will consume 85 million barrels of oil today, what's going to be left for tomorrow?
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 1110 days ago |
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Now if only they could have a multiple "O" they would be ecstatic
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| posted by hongkonger 1110 days ago |
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should add one more...
You can read a map
We will consume 85 million barrels of oil today, what's going to be left for tomorrow?
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| posted by catfish 1110 days ago |
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and they can sleep 20 mins more in the morning as they don't need to look gorgeous. no make up and no worries about matching shoes.
and that very 20 mins in bed means alot to me in the morning. sometimes i wish i could get myself a quick fix like that..
Don't panic.
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| posted by Azrael 1110 days ago |
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Can pick one suit out of the wardrobe and wear it. Don't need to try on every outfit before going out.
Can raise or lower the toilet seat as required, without bearing a grudge.
Never disappointed if the shower head is fixed to the wall.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. 
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| posted by kamote 1109 days ago (edited 1109 days ago) |
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CHANGES IN MARRIAGE
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area
When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare
When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She".
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this post got me my 2nd star!!! YES!!!! [^]
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The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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| posted by Velvet 1109 days ago |
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When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets
THAT one is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY????
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by God de Vader 1109 days ago |
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now velvet what kind of husband do you have ! tsk tsk tsk
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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| posted by Velvet 1109 days ago |
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Originally posted by God de Vader
now velvet what kind of husband do you have ! tsk tsk tsk
GDV, uhm.... one who is obssessed with my boobs! LOL [88][88][88]
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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| posted by kamote 1109 days ago |
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is that a complaint... velvet?
The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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