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Any lonely heart into speed dating? [ New Topic]
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posted by Rasta 309 days ago
I am completely new here, so I don't know if I am the only lonely heart looking for my life partner, or if you organise this every second day.

BUT: If there are singles looking to get to know other singles looking for friends/a shag/a long term relationship/whatever, why don't we meet on Saturday evening at 6 PM, somewhere at Tsim Sha Tsui (a central location, for the benefits of both those why stay in NT (like myself) and those who stay in HK Island)?

Anybody? Anybody?


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posted by Load Toad 309 days ago
Rasta, it's HKG - just come out on one of our regular events. Pretty soon you'll get laid or stuff anyway. Unless you are a total minger.

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by shazza 309 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
Rasta, it's HKG - just come out on one of our regular events. Pretty soon you'll get laid or stuff anyway.


I've never got that sort of "benefit" from our regular events!


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posted by Load Toad 309 days ago
Realy? Are you quite sure?

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by shazza 309 days ago
Hmmmmmmmmm let me think...































Yep pretty sure.


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posted by Load Toad 309 days ago
.....pants on fire.

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by DBI 309 days ago
It's coz you're minging!!!

www.dirtybootsimages.com
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posted by shazza 309 days ago
Honest! Whatever reason, including being minging, I have never get laid from any of our regular/irregular events.


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posted by Load Toad 309 days ago
Why not chuckie?

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by shazza 309 days ago
Maybe because I only like picking gorgeous young lads from the pubs?


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posted by keymaker 309 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by shazza
Honest! Whatever reason, including being minging, I have never get laid from any of our regular/irregular events.


I am available for paid sex. I could help you regain your cred by having me hunt you @ Quiz night, then I whisk you away.

I'm available to write reviews of bars as long as they are s**t holes.
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posted by shazza 309 days ago
But how would I know if you are just some dirty old fart even you make yerself sound like a complete young hunk?


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posted by keymaker 309 days ago (edited 309 days ago)
The dirty part, I think there is enough evidence to prove that on this site about me.
Old? I am younger than you dear. My boyish charm, bedroom eyes and dazling smile will get you.. that or my gold medalion, my skin tight pants and my leather tie.

I'm available to write reviews of bars as long as they are s**t holes.
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posted by AKA 309 days ago
I tried that speed dating once, but every single girl I sat down with despised me

then I realised it was speed hating*

anyone remember the place in London, England where every table had a telephone, and everyone could see the "number" of each table, so if you wanted to chat someone up, you just gave them a ring - and if they liked you patter you could make yourself known?

I reckon that would go down a storm here

*that never happened, as I am lovely

yeah, yeah, yeah
Fundy
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posted by adfundum 309 days ago
Well, if all else fails, there's always AFF


Alledgedly...





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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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Mighty Meaty
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posted by Mr Benn 309 days ago

Adult Fish Finder? Have a word with CB.



Allegedly.








What the f*ck have you done lately?
Fundy
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posted by adfundum 309 days ago

Austrian Fruit Fest...

Alledgedly...



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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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posted by Hannibal 309 days ago
There are no Mango Trees in Austria


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posted by tiger lily 308 days ago
Long time no hear Mango, how are you?


~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.

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posted by xpat-Aussie 308 days ago (edited 308 days ago)



"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci

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posted by adfundum 308 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by shazza
But how would I know if you are just some dirty old fart even you make yerself sound like a complete young hunk?


Please define "Old" and "Dirty"



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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
 
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