forums
 
channels
 
hkexpats
Welcome to HKxp!   Search HKxp:  go
 
Any lonely heart into speed dating? [ New Topic]
Regular Member
2829 Posts
Livin' it up!
in
Hong Kong
posted by Lucas 369 days ago (edited 369 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by tiger lily
ha baby................if a device can do that, there will be no lonely people.


So you've tried and tested them all with no luck?

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
Junior Member
1201 Posts
in
Hong Kong
posted by Britney 369 days ago
I changed my mind. I am not lonely too. I just had a chat with my bf. We will go to see the snake holes. And tonight I might go Deep Water Bay and paddling! Harray!


Junior Member
1201 Posts
in
Hong Kong
posted by Britney 369 days ago
I am happy now.


Senior Member
8163 Posts
Behind you
posted by AKA 369 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Britney
I changed my mind. I am not lonely too. I just had a chat with my bf. We will go to see the snake holes. And tonight I might go Deep Water Bay and paddling! Harray!


don't you ever get tired with yourself? you're a grown woman ffs


Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
it's the BF I feel sorry for.... if he ackshully exists

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Fundy
10766 Posts
Needs a break
in
Hong Kong
posted by adfundum 369 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by AKA...you're a grown woman ffs


I think the jury's still out on that...



.
Even sick puppies need love...

Junior Member
1201 Posts
in
Hong Kong
posted by Britney 369 days ago
I feel cosy..


Senior Member
8163 Posts
Behind you
posted by AKA 369 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by adfundum
quote:
Originally posted by AKA...you're a grown woman ffs


I think the jury's still out on that...




Beer Boy will know her size...he tried to measure her by hands didn't he?


Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by AKA
quote:
Originally posted by adfundum
quote:
Originally posted by AKA...you're a grown woman ffs


I think the jury's still out on that...




Beer Boy will know her size...he tried to measure her by hands didn't he?


fook off!!!

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Senior Member
8247 Posts
tagnutting
in
Hong Kong
posted by Paps of Jura 369 days ago
snake holes ??? Is that what the youf of today is calling them ???

Dib Dob nib knob
Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
calling what???

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Senior Member
8247 Posts
tagnutting
in
Hong Kong
posted by Paps of Jura 369 days ago
holes to put your snake in innit ?

Dib Dob nib knob
Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
i haven't got a hole to put my snake in though, how to do?

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Senior Member
8247 Posts
tagnutting
in
Hong Kong
posted by Paps of Jura 369 days ago
Is it off the Shangers with Mr B again BB ?

Dib Dob nib knob
Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
next week Paps...next week...

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Junior Member
2426 Posts
Getting p**sed
in
Hong Kong
posted by green tea 369 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
i haven't got a hole to put my snake in though, how to do?


You have, if you think carefulyy...

I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!


Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
GT, I am not Prince, he of the removed rib bone, nor am I Dirk Diggler

so whilst I may have a couple of holes, neither is in reach of "the snake"

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Senior Member
8163 Posts
Behind you
posted by AKA 369 days ago
you can make a hole with your fist though


Senior Member
11642 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 369 days ago
ah yes...hand shandy...hadn't thought of that

I am aspiring to be just OK!
Regular Member
2829 Posts
Livin' it up!
in
Hong Kong
posted by Lucas 369 days ago
This forum is sooo not child friendly.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
 
1  2  [3]  4 
Members Online (5): Beer Boy, keymaker, Lola, Paps of Jura, tubao - Guests Online: 232
© 2008 HKExpats Limited |contact |about |privacy |downloads|