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| posted by keymaker 321 days ago |
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Originally posted by shazza
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Originally posted by keymaker
[quote]That is why on the walls next to my bed I have posters of Bally, some blahnik's, Tods shoes, and then of course, Loewe, Gucci, Dolce et Gabbana. If I can't the job done, the fashion collective can get her there.
I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend...
I knew that would get a few people cringing. If you put enough brands together you band to p**s of everyone.
Caution: this post contains content that might lead to unrealistic expectation in real relationships. keep out of reach of immature people.
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 320 days ago |
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Just get a brand tatoo on the "member" and see if that makes a difference.
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| posted by spannermonkey 320 days ago (edited 320 days ago) |
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Originally posted by sunwaterandsky
Just get a brand tatoo on the "member" and see if that makes a difference.
I'd only have room for "Tods" and not "Dolce and Gabbana".
I's actually alter "Tods" to "Todger"
http://www.marisamiller.com
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| posted by puyi 320 days ago |
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Originally posted by sunwaterandsky
Just get a brand tatoo on the "member" and see if that makes a difference.
so the next time she sees dolce she will put it in her saddle bags
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by joelle168 319 days ago |
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Originally posted by Killer Tomato
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beter een kleine die steigert dan een grote die weigert, people shouldnt always be so greedy
Maar je vermeldt niet tot welke categorie jij behoort, LOL!! But since you tell people not to be so greedy, i assume it is: een niet-steigerend. 
leuk geprobeerd maar k ben al getrouwd en dat met drie kinders, nu jij weer
late reply, but it's better too late than never he ;) you win lar, i give up. ik ben maar halfweg van waar jij bent.
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
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| posted by Natasha_e 313 days ago |
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It doesnt matters if is not too small
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| posted by Lucas 313 days ago |
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Originally posted by Natasha_e
It doesnt matters if is not too small
So it does matter..
How can anyone say it doesnt matter and then say as long as it aint too small or too big. If size doesn't matter to you then even if it's 2 CM or 20 Inches it shouldn't bother you.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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| posted by Natasha_e 312 days ago |
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Haha. Because it's does matters.
For the things really doesnt matters, who would mention it again and again ?
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Originally posted by Lucas
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Originally posted by Natasha_e
It doesnt matters if is not too small
So it does matter..
How can anyone say it doesnt matter and then say as long as it aint too small or too big. If size doesn't matter to you then even if it's 2 CM or 20 Inches it shouldn't bother you.
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| posted by tiger lily 312 days ago |
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Of course it matters.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix
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| posted by shazza 312 days ago |
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NO, IT DOES NOT!!!
Is there really 2cm ones...? 
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| posted by tvbtiger 312 days ago |
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Men divide their penises' sizes to:
Big, huge, giant
Women call the same sizes:
Very small, small, normal
Anni
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| posted by tiger lily 312 days ago |
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Originally posted by shazza
NO, IT DOES NOT!!!
I would say there is a difference between a cigarett and a Cigar........no ?
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
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| posted by shazza 312 days ago |
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Wouldn't know, never tried any of those.
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| posted by smudge 312 days ago |
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Originally posted by tiger lily
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Originally posted by shazza
NO, IT DOES NOT!!!
I would say there is a difference between a cigarett and a Cigar........no ?
As a bloke, I would like to express my appreciation of your natural impulse to put things in your mouth and suck. What a wonderful woman! 
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| posted by smudge 312 days ago |
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Originally posted by tvbtiger
Men divide their penises' sizes to:
Big, huge, giant
Yeah, depends on state of arousal.
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Originally posted by tvbtiger
Women call the same sizes:
Very small, small, normal
Women also have:
          
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Get away from me you animal
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| posted by Load Toad 311 days ago |
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You never hear a bloke starting a story 'So I woke up with an insignificant erection....'
Average by Intention.
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| posted by puyi 311 days ago |
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Originally posted by Load Toad
You never hear a bloke starting a story 'So I woke up with an insignificant erection....'
maybe viscount linley...........
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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