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The loving wife !!!!!
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| posted by Mr Benn 1103 days ago |
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Tom and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Tom says to Becky,
"Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies,
"Oh Tom, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well Tom, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well Tom, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well Tom, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short.....?"
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| posted by The Crone 1099 days ago |
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Facts about WIFE
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I asked her,
"Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more
affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
----------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would
go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says," Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
Last 2! :D
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
I dream again
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| posted by kamote 1098 days ago |
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according to your experience... are all these true, crone...???
The place to be happy is HERE and the time to be happy is NOW.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
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| posted by The Crone 1098 days ago |
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Just jokes kamotey[:x)]
I dream again
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