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Ladies, why does it bother you when the toilet seat is up? [ New Topic]
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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
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Originally posted by Paps of Jura
you end up standing in loads of p**s on the floor and you p**s on your legs if your not careful



so you have been on The Stretford End as well then???

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posted by Paps of Jura 306 days ago
Funnily enough, NO





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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh happy days, the memories of many a Satdee afternoon, literally, come flooding back

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posted by Paps of Jura 306 days ago
Your a minger... on a weekend would you also be partial to a p**sy golden shower party ??



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posted by EmilyBronte 306 days ago
Paps, are you drunk?


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posted by Paps of Jura 306 days ago
Nah hungover badly tho... missed my flight this morning to Vietnam

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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
she must be if she can equate standing on the Terraces with 10,000 other fellas all needing a 1/2 time waz with p**sy golden shower parties

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posted by Paps of Jura 306 days ago
Well hactually you brought up the terraces and gettng covered in pish so I'm not the drunk one ere

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posted by EmilyBronte 306 days ago
...doing a sickie then?



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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
did you never ever have any male friends who went to the footie back in the 70's and regaled you with stories of p**sing down a rolled up newspaper, usually all down the fella in fronts leg???

you didn't need to be drunk to be a part of that piece of Brit Culture



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posted by EmilyBronte 306 days ago
I think its just you, BB.


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posted by AKA 306 days ago
wasn't Paula Radcliffe trying to do something like that before but got it messed up?


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posted by Paps of Jura 306 days ago
Yeah the buffet at the wedding yesterday was not too fresh Em

BB.. I didn't/don't know guys that watch/ed footie...so no stories like that unfortunatly.. sounds delightful tho



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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
ahhhh I keep forgetting you pair come from the wastelands of Tykeland where sports are something you hear about from our side of the Pennines

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posted by EmilyBronte 306 days ago
'scuse me, football is for girls. Rugby is a the only sport that counts.


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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
and you don't do that very well, over the hills, either

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posted by Paps of Jura 306 days ago
Well not entirely twu I know my dad used to watch some sort of rugby.. not sure which one tho
And I know Em is a secret rugger fan

I did used to watch 3 day eventing.. does that count ??


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posted by EmilyBronte 306 days ago
Our girls are more gorgeous than yours though, so there.


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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
your dad will have been watching Rugby League, played by real working class men all over the north of England

3 day eventing.... you ponce!!!

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posted by Beer Boy 306 days ago
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Originally posted by EmilyBronte
Our girls are more gorgeous than yours though, so there.


it's not hard, as we teach all our girls to go and kick the crap out of wimpy Tyke lads so we don't have to bother

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