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posted by Natasha_e 224 days ago
Suddenly it comes up in my mind. Someone said there are certain food is good to have/avoid during yr period. e.g. Chinese - No melon, cold drink. American - drink canberry juice.

What's other things you've heard from yr countries ??


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posted by catzeyez 224 days ago
My Singaporean girl friends said no pineapple.

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posted by Husky1960 224 days ago
yes, agree. if you eat pineapple the period will come twice every month. at least, depends how many pineapple you eat.

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posted by Load Toad 224 days ago
I like pineapple and regularly consume two at a sitting. Should I be worried?

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posted by DBI 224 days ago
LT, being white and ace, your metabolism is scientifically proven to be slower; thus consuming two pineapples would not have the same effect on you as on someone on the rag.

(PS, the times when i ordered cranberry juice does NOT have anything to do with having visitors, i'd just like to clarify that.)

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posted by AKA 224 days ago
If men had periods, they'd most likely bleed all over their pants with n'er a bother and eat what the f**k they like

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by Lola 224 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by AKA
If men had periods, they'd most likely bleed all over their pants with n'er a bother

Now, there's an enduring image.

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 224 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Husky1960
yes, agree. if you eat pineapple the period will come twice every month. at least, depends how many pineapple you eat.

What is this nonsense?

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posted by Mr Benn 224 days ago
sounds like more local mumbo jumbo







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posted by Load Toad 224 days ago
What if you eat two pineapples, four cherries, a punnet of strawberries and drink a glass of cranberry? Oh - with a Kiwi fruit on the side?

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posted by Mr Benn 224 days ago
You won't bleed but you'll sh*t like a horse






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posted by Lola 224 days ago (edited 224 days ago)
You end up looking like this:


A lady prepared for period emergencies, yesterday

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posted by Natasha_e 224 days ago
Pineapple ? That's interesting, I never heard of it. Is that because pineapple is kind of those "wet" type fruit ?

( Chinese say different food has it's own nature. e.g. beer/melon/vege - cold food. chili/chips,etc -heat stuff, etc. It effect different body type. e.g. heat base/cold base body...... )


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posted by Mr Benn 224 days ago








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posted by Lola 224 days ago
oh, my sides...

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posted by Juno Watt 224 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Dirty Boots

the times when i ordered cranberry juice does NOT have anything to do with having visitors, i'd just like to clarify that.

What about that time you ordered a pint of grenadine?


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posted by Paps of Jura 224 days ago
We all know Cranberry juice is for systitus (can't spell that fooker).. has nothing to do with periods



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posted by Lola 224 days ago

Cystitis.

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posted by Paps of Jura 224 days ago
Ahhh ta Ms Proofreading editor in chief friend

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 224 days ago
Does the above classify as a Cyster Act?

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posted by Load Toad 224 days ago
f**kin' hope not I drink gallons of cranberry juice with me vodka - I don't want be catchin' no period.

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