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posted by AKA 222 days ago
Listening to the OBC soundtrack, as one does, and this song reminded me that I am surrounded by talentless bulls**t-baffles-brains type c**ts and its doing me nut!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old
Double whammy
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by Lola 222 days ago

What is OBC?

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posted by Juno Watt 222 days ago



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posted by Mr Benn 222 days ago (edited 222 days ago)
Pink Floyd album?

or looking at the lyrics, old broadway cast or sommat like that?






What the f*ck have you done lately?
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posted by Lola 222 days ago (edited 222 days ago)
Oriental Bank of Commerce
Other Backward Classes (a class category in India, apparently)
Ontario Building Code
Ottawa Bicycle Club
Owned By China
Original Bedstead Company
Organisation for Bat Conservation
Online Booty Call**

Personally, I think it's the last one. Although Organic Biomolecular Chemistry does have a nice ring to it.

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posted by Lola 222 days ago
** There are rules, too.

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises
II. Thou shouldest never ask 'can we see each other from now on?'
III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as 'love-making'
IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans
V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth
VI. Thou shalt scream my name often
VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town
VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car
IX. There shall be no 'pillow talk'
X. There shall be no cuddling, ever

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posted by Load Toad 222 days ago
There is a god.

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by AKA 222 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Lola

What is OBC?


Original Broadway Cast you duffers

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by Load Toad 222 days ago
That's the electronics shop innit.

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by Mr Benn 222 days ago
I was 'kin close then






What the f*ck have you done lately?
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posted by AKA 222 days ago (edited 222 days ago)
yep - they put on a show every week, as they have (in each shop) a boy who can sing, a girl with a zing, and a spirit of get-up-and-go

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by Lola 222 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Benn
I was 'kin close then

It's moments like these when I remind myself just how lucky I am.

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posted by Mr Benn 222 days ago
Just keep telling yourself that girl, oh yes






What the f*ck have you done lately?
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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 222 days ago (edited 222 days ago)
Quite how you can sit listening to Original Broadway Cast musical soundtracks I have no idea. I'm utterly flummoxed that a man could ever do that. I just don't get it. Does not compute.

Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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posted by Load Toad 222 days ago
Can you two stop it? Some of us on here have been married several years!

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by Lola 222 days ago

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.... sorry, Mumph!

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posted by Lola 222 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant
Quite how you can sit listening to Original Broadway Cast musical soundtracks I have no idea.

Is that because when you listen to OBC musical soundtracks you just get up & dance?

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 222 days ago
More like get up and trash the stereo...

Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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posted by Lola 222 days ago

Don't be shy. You're among friends here. We won't tell.

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posted by AKA 222 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant
Quite how you can sit listening to Original Broadway Cast musical soundtracks I have no idea. I'm utterly flummoxed that a man could ever do that. I just don't get it. Does not compute.


but...but...it has Mr Bojangles on it

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 222 days ago
Ron Atkinson?

Watchu talkin' about Willis?
 
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