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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 267 days ago (edited 267 days ago) |
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...who'd get the most attention?
I'd like to think me, but a few of the girls would probably be mightily distracting for the other customers. And LT might get chucked out for being underrage (and smoking).
What else might happen?
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| posted by Lola 267 days ago |
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I think Gimpy with his dead bear might get a few stares.
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| posted by puyi 267 days ago |
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I would be alluring
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by crusty 267 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by puyi I would be alluring
cheers, almost lost a mouthful of coffee...!!
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| posted by catzeyez 267 days ago |
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I'd be smoking in a corner, that is, if the pub is a smoking pub.
Some men were borned dicks.
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| posted by AKA 267 days ago |
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I would have Keymakers little c**k in my mouth
Girls just wanna have pun
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| posted by puyi 267 days ago |
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catzeye would be noticed as she walked out the bar...............think benny hill joke
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 267 days ago |
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Crusty wouldn't be able to see over the bar. Beer Boy would get his tongue stuck to a beer pump.
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| posted by crusty 267 days ago |
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I think the spanner would gets his nuts groped...
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| posted by adfundum 267 days ago |
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I'd be trying to empty Santa's Sack...
. Even sick puppies need love...
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| posted by Paps of Jura 267 days ago |
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I reckon I would be running an arm wrestling competition in the corner,,, kind of trailer trash stylie
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| posted by puyi 267 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by adfundum
I'd be trying to empty Santa's Sack...
the bloke at lo wu the other day was called santa............
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| posted by crusty 267 days ago (edited 267 days ago) |
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britney Bintney would get her arse pinched.... again....alegedly
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| posted by Lola 267 days ago |
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It's Bintney now. Spread the word.
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| posted by Killer Tomato 267 days ago |
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i'd bring my Global knives and play darts with em, here Bintney, hold this apple on your head and stand against the wall ....yes good just like that.......thump!
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| posted by crusty 267 days ago (edited 267 days ago) |
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quote: Originally posted by Killer Tomato i'd bring my Global knives and play darts with em, here Bintney, hold this apple on your head and stand against the wall ....yes good just like that.......thump!
you would need to be blindfolded and drunk before throwing the first knife... innit...?
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| posted by puyi 267 days ago |
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cleavers ..more fun
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by Killer Tomato 267 days ago |
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quote: Originally posted by crusty
quote: Originally posted by Killer Tomato i'd bring my Global knives and play darts with em, here Bintney, hold this apple on your head and stand against the wall ....yes good just like that.......thump!
you would need to be blindfolded and drunk before throwing the first knife... innit...?
you kidding me i want proof of the knive slicing through the flesh!
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| posted by Paps of Jura 267 days ago |
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Goes without saying innit
Will there be a cuckoo c**k in the pub ? Can we throw knives at that too ?
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