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| posted by Patrick Bateman 275 days ago |
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If you can't think of anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 275 days ago |
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Don't go near them swans, they'll break your bleedin arm they will.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 275 days ago |
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Eat your dinner cos they're starvin in Africa.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Mr Benn 275 days ago |
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If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
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| posted by Mr Benn 275 days ago |
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If you fall off that wall and break your leg don't come runninmg to me!
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 275 days ago |
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(whatever was being played with that was remotely pointy) Don't mess about with that, you'll have your bleedin eye out if you're not careful.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by hkJay 275 days ago |
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So you think you are grown-up with that cigarette - you're not going to budge an inch until you finish the whole pack!
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by smog 275 days ago |
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Sometimes I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young...
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| posted by Mr Benn 275 days ago |
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I'll make you smile on the other side of your face!
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| posted by Lola 275 days ago |
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You better shop around.
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| posted by Mr Benn 275 days ago |
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Stop pulling faces. If the wind changes direction you'll stay like that!!
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| posted by Lola 275 days ago |
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Be careful. Men are like octopusses.** It's like they have eight hands all over the place.
** She's German.
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| posted by hkJay 275 days ago |
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I asked you to go and get your sister, not shout for her - I could've done that myself
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by smog 275 days ago |
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Only rub your eye with your elbow.
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| posted by hkJay 275 days ago |
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Eat your tripe and vinegar! It'll make you strong.
(and most likely very sick)
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by hkJay 275 days ago |
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Don't play with that, it'll fall off!
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by smog 275 days ago |
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That strumpet's not going to sleep in the same bed as you in MY house!
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| posted by Lola 275 days ago |
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Ahahhahahahahaaa "strumpet"... what a brilliant word. 
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| posted by smog 275 days ago |
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My mum was good with words.
But it took 18 months or so of not visiting before she relented and my lady friend du jour and I were able to strump reasonably freely at her place.
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| posted by crusty 275 days ago |
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'I've told you a million times to stop exagerating"
Rehab is for quiters
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| posted by Lola 275 days ago |
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I am in favour of strumping at will.
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