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| posted by smog 265 days ago |
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Originally posted by Lola
I am in favour of strumping at will.
I bet you won't be when your daughters try to bring guys home in a few years...
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| posted by hkJay 265 days ago |
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Move back from the telly - or you'll end up with square eyes.
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by hkJay 265 days ago |
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If you don't stop picking your nose, your brains will fall out!
or was it my sister she said that to? 
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by Beer Boy 265 days ago |
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Don't pull silly faces, they will stick if the wind changes
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by AKA 265 days ago |
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you'll go blind if you don't stop doing that
Girls just wanna have pun
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| posted by AKA 265 days ago |
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can you at least do it in your bedroom
Girls just wanna have pun
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| posted by puyi 265 days ago |
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turn off that idiot box (tv)
when asking what was for the nights dinner the reply was ...."what paddy shot at"
when asking dad where mum was he would reply ...oh she went mad so we shot her !
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by AKA 265 days ago |
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for whats for dinner, mater would always say: s**te rolled in flour
Girls just wanna have pun
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| posted by Beer Boy 265 days ago |
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you're making that up now aren't ya???
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by AKA 265 days ago (edited 265 days ago) |
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unfortunately, no
she always said it, but never made it
Girls just wanna have pun
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| posted by Beer Boy 265 days ago |
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for which, i suppose, you are eternally grateful
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 265 days ago |
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I'm stopping the car if you two don't stop fighting...
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by shazza 265 days ago |
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Snakes won't come in here, they are scared of my smell.
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| posted by The Crone 265 days ago |
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My mom who married 3 times : Men are Untrustworthy.
I am not condoning what she said, but this is what she often said.
I dream again
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| posted by jesswill 265 days ago |
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You are not going out dressed like that
up to not much
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| posted by Lola 265 days ago |
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"Only prostitutes have pierced ears."
Dancing robustly sideways
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| posted by shazza 265 days ago |
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"Go marry Frenchie already!"
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| posted by Lola 265 days ago |
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Mums are great. 
Dancing robustly sideways
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| posted by AKA 265 days ago |
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My mama done told me, when I was in knee-pants...Son a woman'll sweet talk, and give ya the big eye, but when the sweet talking's done...a woman's a two-face, a worrisome thing who'll leave you to sing the blues in the night
Girls just wanna have pun
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| posted by AKA 265 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Lola
Mums are great.
Mum's the word
Girls just wanna have pun
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