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Are British women fat and unkempt? [ New Topic]
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posted by Mr Benn 221 days ago
......this guy seems to think so. I can understand what he means, to a certain point, but I've also seen some right minging septics as well! And using SJP as an example? You've gotta be f*cking kidding me!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=501296&in_page_id=1770

Besides, I think the best looking birds are Eurasians.







What the f*ck have you done lately?
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posted by keymaker 221 days ago
Eurasians? those come with double the attitude mate.

I'm available to write reviews of bars as long as they are s**t holes.
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posted by EmilyBronte 221 days ago
haha, great article. Totally tongue in cheek. especially the part about Bridget Jones' Diary being a work of fiction. ( I'm glad he told me, I didn't realise)


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posted by keymaker 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by EmilyBronte
haha, great article. Totally tongue in cheek. especially the part about Bridget Jones' Diary being a work of fiction. ( I'm glad he told me, I didn't realise)


....said the unkept British woman.

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posted by Patrick Bateman 221 days ago
agree.

Most of them look over the hill by about 25. It's all down to this obsession with tanning and the acceptability of being fat in the UK.



Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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posted by EmilyBronte 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by keymaker
quote:
Originally posted by EmilyBronte
haha, great article. Totally tongue in cheek. especially the part about Bridget Jones' Diary being a work of fiction. ( I'm glad he told me, I didn't realise)


....said the unkept British woman.


Rather unkempt than plastic, KM.


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posted by Cocacola 221 days ago (edited 221 days ago)
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why you did so?


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posted by smog 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by EmilyBronte
Rather unkempt than plastic, KM.
Hear, hear.

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posted by puyi 221 days ago
well judging by how many brits have non brit partners would lend weight to the above ..................

darren rudd is a sinophile


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posted by Paps of Jura 221 days ago (edited 221 days ago)
Well it's a sweeping generalisation... and bad us for eating carbs after 2pm !

Both my mum & gran are both still hotties and take care of themselves very well

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posted by spannermonkey 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
Well it's a sweeping generalisation... and bad us for eating carbs after 2pm !

Both my mum & gran are both still hotties and take care of themselves very well


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posted by EmilyBronte 221 days ago
All your Christmases come at once Spanner, eh?


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posted by Patrick Bateman 221 days ago
The numer one damage is the affect of sun on the skin. Look at gweipo around mid 20's, they are already starting to wrinkle.

Asian girls avoid the sun like the plague and it works out nicely. We can all learn a valuable lesson here.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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posted by EmilyBronte 221 days ago
I think a more valuable lesson is this:

Brush your teeth. That way, even if your face looks like that of a 20 year old, you don't have the teeth of an 80 year old.


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posted by Paps of Jura 221 days ago
Who really gives a s**t about a few wrinkles anyway.. I mean it add's character to the face



Dib Dob nib knob
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posted by Patrick Bateman 221 days ago
I always see Korean mothers covering up their daughters while in the sun, even in the swimming pool i've seen 7 year old girls fully clothed wearing large sun hats to cover themsleves.

Though it seemed a bit harsh on the kid at the time, she'll probably appreciate it when she's thirty and looks about 12.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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posted by spannermonkey 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
The numer one damage is the affect of sun on the skin. Look at gweipo around mid 20's, they are already starting to wrinkle.

Asian girls avoid the sun like the plague and it works out nicely. We can all learn a valuable lesson here.


....unit they reach 40, then the tables turn....

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posted by Patrick Bateman 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
Who really gives a s**t about a few wrinkles anyway.. I mean it add's character to the face




and age.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

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posted by smog 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
Asian girls avoid the sun like the plague and it works out nicely. We can all learn a valuable lesson here.
That's a huge over-generalisation. Many HK Chinese maybe (but then you can see plenty of local women out on the hills hiking/running without the full covering that some wear). Certainly not true of SE Asians.

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posted by puyi 221 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
Who really gives a s**t about a few wrinkles anyway.. I mean it add's character to the face




thanks well said ...now can you just change the word few to f**king heaps....

darren rudd is a sinophile


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posted by EmilyBronte 221 days ago
Isn't it a bit worrying though, when all some blokes are worried about is how young their partner looks? Doesn't there come a point when you should just go out and actually get yourselves an 18 year old and have done with it?






.....oh, yes, thats right, no 18 year olds want you.




 
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