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Are British women fat and unkempt? [ New Topic]
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posted by Paps of Jura 270 days ago


Let's not forget this beauty

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posted by spannermonkey 270 days ago
I'd choose you over her anyday Paps.

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posted by keymaker 270 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by spannermonkey
I'd choose you over her anyday Paps.


I am sure that is being typed under duress.

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posted by Paps of Jura 270 days ago
Well I'm not a 50 yo wrinkling fat minger yet so let's see

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posted by spannermonkey 270 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by keymaker
quote:
Originally posted by spannermonkey
I'd choose you over her anyday Paps.


I am sure that is being typed under duress.


I did, but she has had 10 pints of cider...

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posted by Beer Boy 270 days ago
doesn't matter what nationality they are, Caucasian/Asian etc. there will come a day in your life when, despite their looks, good or bad, you will want to stab them through the heart because the mouth never shuts!!!

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posted by spannermonkey 270 days ago
An open mouth is an open opportunity.

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posted by puyi 270 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
doesn't matter what nationality they are, Caucasian/Asian etc. there will come a day in your life when, despite their looks, good or bad, you will want to stab them through the heart because the mouth never shuts!!!


where do they get the energy............

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posted by Paps of Jura 270 days ago
But BB I thought one of the advantages of having a SEA/Asian burd was that they dont give you s**t like us overweight unkempt Caucasians ?? No ??

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posted by Beer Boy 270 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by spannermonkey
An open mouth is an open opportunity.


...for them to fookin' nag and moan

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posted by puyi 270 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
quote:
Originally posted by spannermonkey
An open mouth is an open opportunity.


...for them to fookin' nag and moan


just look on the bright side.............mp3 players and shure headphones

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posted by Beer Boy 270 days ago
...that's not enough to fill her pie hole up... I was thinking more of a tonne of concrete

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posted by Paps of Jura 270 days ago
Not big enough to fill her pie up.. there there BB

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posted by Beer Boy 270 days ago
but I love her really...esp. when she's asleep

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posted by catzeyez 270 days ago
oh puhleese, is she really? I mean nag and moan all the time?

Some men were borned dicks.
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posted by spannermonkey 270 days ago
Always love your wife. If you dont, you'll have to feed yourself.

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posted by The Crone 270 days ago
this thread was about English and American women...

People are so mean. I always get it from both sides, no matter what. Bless.

O, you look so young, must be your Chinese genes.
O, u look so wrinkly, must be your Gweipor genes.



O, u look different, must be your Chinese genes.
O, u got your bumps in the right places, must be your Gweipor genes.



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posted by catzeyez 270 days ago
quote:
O, u look so wrinkly, must be your Gweipor genes


hahahhaha sorry darling, but it's funny. Anyway, that's quite impolite for someone to say that.

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posted by smog 270 days ago (edited 270 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
You got your Asian Gilf Spanner
I guess you were trying to be sarcastic, but for someone who's 6 years older than Helen Mirren she seems pretty well preserved to me (although looking good for her age is necessary but not sufficient to be a GILF I grant you).

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posted by The Crone 270 days ago
you think that's funny? Well as the Chinese saying goes: if the needle doesn't prick the skin, you won't feel the pain.

Being so old and all, it really doesn't annoy me one bit. I find it sad that we are always comparing and sometimes it gets ugly.

As to my wrinkled skin, it's coz I've smoked for 38 years. If I hadn't smoked, I'd look even younger

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