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posted by Load Toad 247 days ago
We've had many threads about good music, influential music etc.

But not enough threads about utter s**te music that really f**ks us off good style.

I shall start with this dribbling idiot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uahZLfoZ954

What the f**k is he doing driving around the stage in a cripple carriage?

Clown? Like my arse, big boots and a sad face - you could be the wife.
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posted by EmilyBronte 247 days ago
Whats Gary ever done to you, apart from not being a member of Joy Division?
I don't have the time for one of the all time 'Pop Greats', Michael Jackson, myself.


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posted by Lola 247 days ago


Sean Kingston: needs lamping, now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6o8NlrbHg

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 247 days ago
A low point in a career of low points. The low point's low point if you like (sadly no video)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeF1rt9juwM&feature=related

Another low point (or high point for those with a keen sense of schadenfreude) was the brothers getting totally flummoxed by the word Clwyd when reading out a competition winner's address on Saturday Superstore. Utter cnuts.



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posted by EmilyBronte 247 days ago
Ohh, CAG, Paps is going to be VERY mad at you.


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posted by hkJay 247 days ago
Ahahaha - you've gotta check out this for a B A D music video!

Turn yer volume down (lots) first, I just got an incredibly 'My God, I feel sorry for you' stare from a colleague!!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116952/the_worlds_worst_music_video/

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posted by Load Toad 247 days ago
ohhh - that's way too painful.

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posted by DBI 247 days ago
MY EYES! MY EYES!

(If i were at work, i wouldn't be able to watch that! I need to go back to the office!)

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posted by Load Toad 247 days ago
The Reynolds Girls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hg7M8qI5m8

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posted by Load Toad 247 days ago
Pat & Mick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkP8lVE2_0A&feature=related

This type of Stock, Aitkin and Waterman s**te just says 'Blackpool, 80's, Bank holiday, lager, fight, broken glass, crying girls'

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posted by Load Toad 247 days ago
A little more festive but terrible all the same:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asq7TW4bRBU

I think Cliff Richard is pure evil by the way.

Clown? Like my arse, big boots and a sad face - you could be the wife.
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posted by hkJay 247 days ago
I think this one takes the cake!

WTF was this guy thinking - very 80's, very sad and unimaginably bad.

This 'dweeb' starts off by introducing himself and outlining his efforts to become a major rap artist - you'll need to FFWD a bit to get past the initial drivel and listen to the 'good' rapping part

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/814863/the_worst_rapper_ever_funny_as_hell/

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posted by Load Toad 247 days ago (edited 247 days ago)
Oh dear - ouch....ouch; I'm white and I'm 'blazed' and middle class.

Clown? Like my arse, big boots and a sad face - you could be the wife.
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posted by Paps of Jura 247 days ago
How can BROS be on this list ?? Utter Brilliance they were

Cat amongst the pigeons... classic
Drop the boy.. classic
I owe you nothing... classic

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posted by Mr Benn 247 days ago
Hah, more sh*te.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1KEMMfV5-Qg








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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 247 days ago
More S.A.W. Before there was Take That, there was Big Fun. If anyone can find a gayer vid than this I'll buy them a gallon of monkey spunk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD8OHJ0bB4w&feature=related

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posted by hkJay 247 days ago
Upcoming artistes (is this the best the UK has to offer) OMFG - upcoming football players and player WAGs? I'm never letting my kids go back to my home town if this is what they'll turn into!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/40979/

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posted by hkJay 247 days ago
Thanks CAG x 1,000,000

Am inspired by the challenge to find a gayer vid - but the monkay spunk, well, I'll pass on that!

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posted by Mr Benn 247 days ago
This is an absolute shocker.......saying that, he has got some cool moves which I'll be tryin out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY








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posted by hkJay 247 days ago
Ok. I can't find anything gayer tha CAB's vid - but I've attached a vid motage from the 80's which is pretty rough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nQ3sIBMAw4

Wham's wake me up before you go go is included....I ashamedly admit to seeing Wham at the HK Collesuim in the early 80's...one of the backup singers fell of her raised platform area (best part of the show).

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posted by shazza 247 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by hkJay
Ahahaha - you've gotta check out this for a B A D music video!

Turn yer volume down (lots) first, I just got an incredibly 'My God, I feel sorry for you' stare from a colleague!!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116952/the_worlds_worst_music_video/



Wahahahahahhahaha! Someone please kill me.....


 
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