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Fung Shui Repair? [ New Topic]
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posted by Load Toad 175 days ago
Got in Saturday a bit tired and emotional - walked straight into my fung shui and it's broke now. Know anyone that can get it repaired? Somewhere that can cut western hair in Mid Levels might work.

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posted by Shadowblade 175 days ago
what object was broken?

Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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posted by Killer Tomato 175 days ago
ICL is better then sticking old coins up old water pots!


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posted by Load Toad 175 days ago
My fung shui - knocked it over - broke the top off it and the orgone energy dial is loose. It's daffy ducked and no mistake. If my fung shui is broke then all manner of calamity might occur. I need it fixed - any good shops in Kowloon?

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posted by Shadowblade 175 days ago
Temple Street is a good spot to start

also try SSP or MK

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posted by tiger lily 174 days ago
LT,
I can never tell when you are kidding or what....

Don't go anywhere and ask for Fung Shui repair, they are going to make use of your vulnerability and all it costs eventually would only be money (may be a bit of time as well.)

Get new ones if you need it, but really, the Fung Shui items are only commercial items, some have been claimed that it's been enhanced by the Godly spirit and so. Don't start all these, cos it will never end.

I am speaking to you as a friend, what I say would be the same as what I will say to my friends.
There are scientific logics in fung shui , it is a vast subject not even the Claimed Fung Shui masters entail the whole wisdom and knowledge...........yes.


It's all in the mind, and I can talk forever on the subject but not going to do that in here.....


Fung Shui is a term for the technology ( which is there and I believe ).
Fung Shui items are bits and pieces only, the real Fung Shui is the flow from the Universe and it changes yearly according to the astrologies. There is no one Fung Shui item works forever. And not all Fung Shui items have the same effects on individuals, it is due to the individual's element ie, metal, wood, water, fire, earth. The 5 basic elements in the Chinese Theory.........on and on ..

Since you started the THNG, you should get NEW ones, instead of going for repairs, but there should not be much harm in whatever you are doing and feeling happy about it.




~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.

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posted by tiger lily 174 days ago
OR............... are you just talking about that ART mobile you have on display ?


~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.

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posted by Load Toad 174 days ago
------- W H O O S H -------

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posted by Load Toad 174 days ago
Actually it's not an i-Shui, it's an earlier machine.



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posted by Lola 174 days ago (edited 174 days ago)
Are you sure it's really broken and not just transforming, Mumph? It's easy to confuse the two. Why, I often think I've broken my sense of humour (generally, this happens around 2 or 3 AM in some FA dive), but it turns out that what it is is that I'm so freakingly bored I want to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon just for something to do.

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posted by Hambone Slim 174 days ago (edited 174 days ago)


Could also be the snack menu

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posted by Load Toad 174 days ago
Got one of those Hambone - actually we've got through about three score of the little buggers; each one fails to attract in the lolly and they have to go out th' window. Maybe we need bigger fish?

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 174 days ago
But surely our wind and water balancing overlords perform a valuable service to bored tai tais and superstitious tycoons?

Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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posted by Hambone Slim 174 days ago
Just wave the frying pan at the tank every so often, they'll get the message

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posted by Gimpmask 174 days ago
You need some of these bad boys



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posted by Load Toad 174 days ago (edited 174 days ago)
I'm gonna build me the bestest Fung Shui machine ever.



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posted by Gimpmask 174 days ago
I've never seen a fung shui machine in me life. Care to elaborate what it actually does?

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posted by Lola 174 days ago

I thought a fung shui machine produces fung shui...?

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posted by Hambone Slim 174 days ago


look deeply into simple things
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posted by Gimpmask 174 days ago (edited 174 days ago)
Like a fan and a tap?

or maybe even a dehumidifier.

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posted by Load Toad 174 days ago
Yes - it emits doses of Fung Shui and keeps your house fresh and clean too.

I would have thought every home should have one.



You can never have enough Fung Shui.

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