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| posted by The Crone 167 days ago |
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move you
have you thinking
have you laughing
have you feeling
I Try
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near
(this has nothing to do with my friend passing away, it's just that these words stir me)
I dream again
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| posted by Mr Benn 167 days ago |
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Squeeze me, babe, till the juice runs down my leg,
Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon-a
I'm gonna fall right outta bed...ed...ed, bed, yeah!
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by sunwaterandsky 167 days ago |
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Lyrics that remind me of my own bad timing.
I know its been a while since I talked to you
Nothing wrong, it's just nothing ever goes as planned
Many times I thought I'd call
Didn't have your number in my hand
I know its true, you'd never do the same thing to me
Chorus:
I never meant to make you cry
And though I know I shouldn't call
It just reminds us of the cost
Oh, of everything we've lost
Bad timing that's all.
And maybe soon there'll come a day
When no more tears will fall
We each forgive a little bit,
Then we both look back on it
As just bad timing that's all.
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 167 days ago (edited 167 days ago) |
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I rarely pay attention to lyrics. I'm more of a tunes man, but I did enjoy these wise words when I rediscovered them yesterday on youtube...
Every day, I get up and pray to Jah
And he decreases the number of clocks by exactly one
Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything
I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was
I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream--I wanted to sleep next to plastic
I had a dream--I wanted to lick your knees
I had a dream--it was about nothing
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 167 days ago |
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Oh, and this of course...
You've got to fight for what you want
For all that you believe
It's right to fight for what we want
To live the way we please
As long as we have done our best
Then no one can do more
And life and love and happiness
Are well worth fighting for
And we should never count the cost
Or worry that we'll fall
It's better to have fought and lost
Than not have fought at all
Let's always take whatever comes
And never try to hide
Face everything and anyone
Together side by side
You've got to fight for what you want
For all that you believe
It's right to fight for what we want
To live the way we please
As long as we have done our best
Then no one can do more
And life and love and happiness
Are well worth fighting for
They're well worth fighting for
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by DBI 167 days ago |
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"My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely lady lumps..."
Gets me thinking...
WHO THE FOOK WROTE 'EM AND WHAT WERE THEY ON???
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| posted by Load Toad 167 days ago (edited 167 days ago) |
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Will I Am wrote that one didn't 'e? Class that is - I'm sure you girls 'ave all thought it n stuff.
You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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| posted by DBI 167 days ago |
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And if her mama real ugly,
I guarantee ya she gon¡¦ be ugly like her mama.
For some reason, those lyrics sound like something beer boy would say...
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| posted by elektra 166 days ago |
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I loved you for your beauty
But that doesn't make a fool of me
You were in it for your beauty too
I loved you for your body
There's a voice that sounds like God to me
Declaring that your body is really you
I loved you when our love was blessed
And I love you now there's nothing left
But sorrow and a sense of overtime
And I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
Looks like freedom but it feels like death
It's something in between, I guess
It's closing time
I try to always come from a place of love. But sometimes you just got to break it down for a motherf**ker. -RuPaul
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| posted by Shadowblade 166 days ago |
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me in angry mode............
He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity
He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity
Your god is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion atrocities done in his name
Your god is dead and no one cares
Drowning in his own hypocrisy
And if there is a hell I'll see you there
Burning with your god in humility
Will you die for this?
Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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| posted by shazza 166 days ago |
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My all time favourite:
Day after day
I will walk and I will play
But the day after today
I will stop
And I will start my way
Why cant I get just one kiss
Why cant I get just one kiss
Believe me thered be somethings that I wouldnt miss
But I look at your pants and I need I need a kiss
Why cant I get just one screw
Why cant I get just one screw
Believe me I know what to do
But something wont let me make love to you
Why cant I get just one f**k
Why cant I get just one f**k
I guess its something to do with luck
But I waited my whole life for just one
Day afterday
I get angry
And I will say
That the day
Is in my sight
When Ill take a bow
And say goodnight
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| posted by Lola 166 days ago |
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"I look at your pants and I need a kiss"?!?!
Dancing madly sideways
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| posted by Load Toad 166 days ago (edited 166 days ago) |
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Add It Up - Violent Femmes (http://www.vfemmes.com/); classic - good call sis...
You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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| posted by shazza 166 days ago |
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They have lotta classy songs too. My type of music.
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| posted by Craic 166 days ago (edited 166 days ago) |
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TENACIOUS D
"f**k Her Gently"
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f**kin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f**k you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f**kin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f**kin f**k you discreetly
And then I'll f**king bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f**k you hard
Hard
http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/TenaciousD/fhg.html
If ya dont want it, dont maul it!!!!
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| posted by DBI 166 days ago |
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I wouldn't expect less from you, Craic!!!
Is that what you're gonna do with your missus in Phuket this week? 
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| posted by Craic 166 days ago |
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Phuket???
I know nothing about it..........
If ya dont want it, dont maul it!!!!
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| posted by EmilyBronte 166 days ago |
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Mr. B, you really brought down the tone of the post, Tsk. Now its all shagging and juices.
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| posted by Mr Benn 166 days ago |
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Cripes! All I did was to quote some deep and meaningful Led Zep....snot my fault it all went pear shaped, EB.
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| posted by Hambone Slim 165 days ago |
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A literary classic in three and a half minutes, probably written by one of the Bronte sisters. You'll appreciate this one Mr B
You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
She said she'd like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I'll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the bakers van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake
He'd have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie's cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who's name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry susie
You'll fight for her like a man
Oh why don't we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We'll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die
Now he's gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkmans life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman's needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won't forget Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
look deeply into simple things
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