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Suggestions: Tried and Tested Ways to get rid of the in-laws
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| posted by hkJay 229 days ago |
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Originally posted by Load Toad
Get a another house guest?
Expected nothing less - tried this too - unfortuantely, they just left me, drooling in the corner of the room...I heard comments such as - "what a wonderful husband you have, he never complains, is always on time with his insulin shots, and doesn't eat too much - but didn't you say he was potty trained??"
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago (edited 228 days ago) |
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Sooooooo - they arrived ... ... ... all SIX of them ... ... ... Including myself, I've now got ELEVEN people in my flat for the next few weeks!
That's it, I'm moving to Inner Monglolia where I plan to raise grasshoppers!!!
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| posted by Mr Benn 228 days ago |
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I have a spare room in Dongguan matey if you need it.
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| posted by adfundum 228 days ago |
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I shudder to ask. 11 people in a 3bdroom flat.
How many sleep on the balcony?
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Even sick puppies need love...
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago |
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4 bedrooms - (akshully, 1 is the 'bar' , my hideaway - but it was converted into a bedroom sometime yesterday...no balcony...
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| posted by Load Toad 228 days ago |
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Get yerself one o' these:
Average by Intention.
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago |
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LT - ggggrrrreat idea - but first, I feel the urge to eat lots of Vindaloo and Kebabs throughout the day...
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| posted by Shadowblade 228 days ago |
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I think LT was suggesting to use the object on yourself...
Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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| posted by EmilyBronte 228 days ago |
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Is that one of those Tase things?
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago |
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SB - -perhaps....but although I may seem to be a massochist, I'm not that much of one - I think it'd work better for herding the peeps around my flat.
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| posted by xpat-Aussie 228 days ago |
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Works for me :D
"...and once you have tasted flight,
you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return...."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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| posted by Mr Benn 228 days ago |
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Originally posted by EmilyBronte
Is that one of those Tase things?
Think it's a Cattle Prod, EB. I'm looking for a manufacturer who can disguise it as a brolly. Ideal for the slow moving cattle in HK. Now, nobody go pinching my idea, ok!
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| posted by puyi 228 days ago |
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just out of curiosity ...have you spoken openly with your wife about how you feel towards the invasion ??? its one thing to get on with the inlaws but when one of the spouses feels like its an invasion then sometimes it needs to be discussed and maybe diluted.............
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by Gimpmask 228 days ago |
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Originally posted by puyi
just out of curiosity ...have you spoken openly with your wife about how you feel towards the invasion ??? its one thing to get on with the inlaws but when one of the spouses feels like its an invasion then sometimes it needs to be discussed and maybe diluted.............
(In the most whiny voice imaginable) "Can't you even do that little thing for me."
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| posted by puyi 228 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Gimpmask
quote:
Originally posted by puyi
just out of curiosity ...have you spoken openly with your wife about how you feel towards the invasion ??? its one thing to get on with the inlaws but when one of the spouses feels like its an invasion then sometimes it needs to be discussed and maybe diluted.............
(In the most whiny voice imaginable) "Can't you even do that little thing for me."
and the tears......................
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by Load Toad 228 days ago (edited 228 days ago) |
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....and then the screaming starts....
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago |
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Puyi - discussed - its a one way street on this point! Even ate onions and inhaled helium before I gave my pleading monologue.
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago |
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Lets just call it a cultural difference - English Vs Philippine culture. Before it gets posted by someone else it's something like this:
Culture vs no culture 
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| posted by puyi 228 days ago (edited 228 days ago) |
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Originally posted by hkJay
Puyi - discussed - its a one way street on this point! Even ate onions and inhaled helium before I gave my pleading monologue.
oh well as we say in oz ...............you're buggered you poor bastard
darren rudd is and never was a sinophile
but the reports were a smoggy mistake
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| posted by hkJay 228 days ago |
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not the most pleasant of thoughts - but I suppose I am in a way! Anyhow, best make the most of the situation - I can now enjoy long evenings of getting pished - for at least 2 weeks anyhow.
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