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| posted by RastaMan 206 days ago |
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OK, I try to enliven the board with this one:
Many years ago I was going out with a girl, who turned out to be a complete nutter.
Kid of rich (driving a very big Mercedes), snobbish, looking down on the poor, thinking she was super precious, and treating everybody like s**t (I am sure you know what I am talking about). She had a 3 years old daughter who was really cute, but already had personality problems (e.g. she wasn't playing with other kids, always quiet, sitting down and looking around during kindergarten break) because her mother every now and then snapped at her for no reason whatsoever and tortured her psychologically. The father of the kid was a wimp (though very friendly) and didn't dare standing up to her (his former wife).
So, the questions are:
1) what would you have done if the chick had come up one day and said "i am pregnant"
2) what would you do if there was a 10 year-old kid (who has probably tried to commit suicide twice already) who rang at your door one morning saying that he is your son?
This isn't supposed to be a thread of personal attacks against me, but an attempt to enliven the board...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
Not screaming and in terror, like his passengers.
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| posted by smog 206 days ago (edited 206 days ago) |
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Bog off back to AXP please, there's a good bobsal. We're happy with the way this board is (Britneys, Tinybears and Bobsals excluded of course).
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| posted by Lola 206 days ago |
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"OK, I try to enliven the board"
How delightfully patronising.
Dancing robustly sideways with Juno in Bhutan
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| posted by RastaMan 206 days ago |
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Originally posted by EmilyBronte
Great thread.
Tell me about it!
This place is soooo boring.
Half the users seem to be intellectually challenged secretaries trying to land a rich expat, and the other half seem to be rich expats trying to shag intellectually challenged secretaries.
And all this during a cold, rainy day! 
The only good thing here is the smilies 
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
Not screaming and in terror, like his passengers.
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| posted by hkJay 206 days ago |
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???
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by Load Toad 206 days ago |
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I think it reflects on you more than us.
Clown? Like my arse, big boots and a sad face - you could be the wife.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 206 days ago |
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We're pretty happy just the way we are Rasta... maybe your the one who's bored and looking for a secretary to shag ?
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by RastaMan 206 days ago |
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Originally posted by Paps of Jura
We're pretty happy just the way we are Rasta... maybe your the one who's bored and looking for a secretary to shag ?
 where, where?
Well, OK, I admit there are exceptions (and I was including you, Load Toad and hkJay among the exceptions) but I seem to have described most users quite accurately. Or why do you think this place is so boring and there is no discussion whatsoever about anything?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
Not screaming and in terror, like his passengers.
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| posted by EmilyBronte 206 days ago |
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Paps, as intellectually challenged people, we should not be replying.
None of us will ever reach the necessary level.
I know there have been times when I have sat all day and thought about what i might do if a 10 year old knocked on my door and said he was mine. The possibilities and what my reaction to that would have been, have bounced around in my thoughts for,oooh, seconds. I hope you've been thinking about it too.
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| posted by Killer Tomato 206 days ago |
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Or why do you think this place is so boring and there is no discussion whatsoever about anything?
erh tell me please and why exactly do you come here? banned by Paul aghain perhaps?
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| posted by Paps of Jura 206 days ago |
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Em... I have sat all day wondering how the fook I would have a 10 year old knocking on the door when I have never been pregnant... I wonder if I was abducted by aliens etc... the trials and tribulations of life huh ??
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| posted by Juno Watt 206 days ago |
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Bobsal? Really??
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| posted by Shadowblade 205 days ago |
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Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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