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* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking b*****ks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.
* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located.
* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am .
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female
* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks
There are 10 kinds of people. Those who can read binary and those who don't
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| posted by Lola 198 days ago |
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'Swamp donkey' is v. old... and the exact phrase is 'scum-sucking swamp donkey'.
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| posted by Beer Boy 198 days ago |
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* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
hmmm.... reminds me of someone around these parts
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by adfundum 198 days ago |
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... and an IQ-level marginally above room temperature...
Think I see what you mean BB
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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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| posted by geraldo 198 days ago |
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whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh
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| posted by Beer Boy 198 days ago |
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Think she ackshully could be a "Sinbad 404"
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by bunthorne 198 days ago |
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Some useful ones here
Tingo: A Pascuense language word from Easter Island that means borrowing items from a pal's house, one by one, until there is nothing left.
Kummerspeck: a German word that literally means "grief bacon" but refers to the excess weight gained from emotion-related overeating.
Bakku-shan: Japanese for a woman who "seems pretty when seen from behind but not from the front."
Ulykkesbilen: Danish for an "ill-fated car."
Putzfimmel: German word that means a mania for cleaning.
Nakkele: From Tulu, India, this describes a man who licks whatever the food has been served on.
Katahara itai: Japanese for laughing so hard that one side of your stomach hurts.
Drachenfutter: A German word that is "dragon fodder" when translated literally, but means the peace offerings made by guilty husbands to their wives.
Plimpplampplettere: Dutch for skimming stones.
Backpfeifengesicht: German for a face that cries out for a fist in it.
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katahara itai (edited for the pleasure of our new Flemish pedant)
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by geraldo 198 days ago |
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it's katahara itai
bukkakebukket
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| posted by adfundum 198 days ago |
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Wienerschleider*
(* Austrian for KY jelly)
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| posted by Beer Boy 198 days ago |
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nice you know that Fundy...did Mongo teach you????
Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
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| posted by adfundum 198 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
nice you know that Fundy...did Mongo teach you????
Nope, rescued your Tiroler soft-pron collection from the bin last week...
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POST IT
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"Please do not post these images, please do not forward these images. I am deeply sorry...blah blah blah" - Edison Beer Boy 6/2/08
And it's my soft PORN collection
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Oh no, that's it, I am f**ked....
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| posted by adfundum 198 days ago |
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Confessions of a salad muncher counter:
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That's one of my better ones.... give that back, dinna think I threw that little beauty out
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And of course, the prize of the collection:
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Heidi had a little goat
't was full of fun and frolicks
she used to throw it in the air
and catch it by its....
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