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| posted by Juno Watt 130 days ago |
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You're treading on thin ice here Jess...
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| posted by jesswill 130 days ago |
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Why? Some are very good, the first one that comes to mind (but couldn't remember where it was) was one that BB made to Smog about the glove 
up to not much
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| posted by Lola 129 days ago |
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I liked Steve Martin's line in Roxanne (where he has to come up with 20 insults in the bar):
"What happened? Did your mother lose a bet with God?"
Dancing madly sideways
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| posted by Load Toad 129 days ago |
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Based on the big nosed french f**ker wannit?
You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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| posted by Lola 129 days ago |
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Yup.
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| posted by AKA 129 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
Based on the big nosed french f**ker wannit?
I thought they were all big-nosed w***ers?
Only joking, I love my cheese-eating, wine-quaffing, mistress-having, Jerry Lews-loving. hon-he-hon-he-hon, garlic-bathing cousins
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by Mr Benn 129 days ago |
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"You're a c0ck.....you're a c0ck.....you're a c0ck"
Tim to Gareth (Office)
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by jesswill 129 days ago |
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Originally posted by AKA Jerry Lews-loving.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 128 days ago |
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One real life line heard in a pub said to my sister by the queeniest queen ever
" That's a nice jumper, wouldn't let me dog out in it"
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by Beer Boy 128 days ago |
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I always like the bog standard:
"You're a c**t!"
Simple and to the point
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by drunk from coke 128 days ago |
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Your features do not understand the importance of cooperation.
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