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| posted by Juno Watt 145 days ago |
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You're treading on thin ice here Jess...
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| posted by jesswill 145 days ago |
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Why? Some are very good, the first one that comes to mind (but couldn't remember where it was) was one that BB made to Smog about the glove 
up to not much
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| posted by Lola 144 days ago |
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I liked Steve Martin's line in Roxanne (where he has to come up with 20 insults in the bar):
"What happened? Did your mother lose a bet with God?"
Dancing madly sideways
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| posted by Load Toad 144 days ago |
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Based on the big nosed french f**ker wannit?
You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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| posted by Lola 144 days ago |
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Yup.
Dancing madly sideways
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| posted by AKA 144 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
Based on the big nosed french f**ker wannit?
I thought they were all big-nosed w***ers?
Only joking, I love my cheese-eating, wine-quaffing, mistress-having, Jerry Lews-loving. hon-he-hon-he-hon, garlic-bathing cousins
When a skinhead walks down the street, every chick's heart skip a beat
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| posted by Mr Benn 144 days ago |
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"You're a c0ck.....you're a c0ck.....you're a c0ck"
Tim to Gareth (Office)
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by jesswill 144 days ago |
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Originally posted by AKA Jerry Lews-loving.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 143 days ago |
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One real life line heard in a pub said to my sister by the queeniest queen ever
" That's a nice jumper, wouldn't let me dog out in it"
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by Beer Boy 143 days ago |
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I always like the bog standard:
"You're a c**t!"
Simple and to the point
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by drunk from coke 143 days ago |
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Your features do not understand the importance of cooperation.
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