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| posted by Juno Watt 61 days ago |
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Proposal of marriage? 
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| posted by HALO 60 days ago |
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Britney proposed to Juno on his birthday. That goes way beyond taking one for the team. Juno is the man !!!!!!
Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
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| posted by adfundum 60 days ago |
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Juno, you're a trooper.
Taking one in the **** like that for the good of the entire HK Expat community, we're impressed!
You are my hero... 
You laugh because I'm different... I laugh cause I just farted...
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| posted by Velvet 60 days ago (edited 60 days ago) |
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Happy Birthday to the hero Juno? 
"Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves."
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| posted by Gimpmask 60 days ago (edited 60 days ago) |
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Is that a cushion for someone who has piles taken one up the tradesman's entrance?
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| posted by Load Toad 60 days ago |
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Happy Birthday Juno; all the best mate.
The Monkees were better than The Beatles.
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| posted by AKA 60 days ago |
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if superman had sex wth a woman, would he kill her?
wouldn't it be like shooting bullets from a gun, seeing as how he is made of steel and stuff?
Talkin' sh1te, 24/7
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| posted by Mr Benn 60 days ago |
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I reckon so AKA, yes.
Incidentally, did you know that Chuck Norris secretly shags every woman in the world once a month? They bleed for days afterwards....
Look at this bovver go!
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| posted by AKA 60 days ago |
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ahh
I had heard it was the Chuckle Brothers
Norris makes more sense
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| posted by AKA 60 days ago |
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Talkin' sh1te, 24/7
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| posted by Lucas 60 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by AKA
if superman had sex wth a woman, would he kill her?
wouldn't it be like shooting bullets from a gun, seeing as how he is made of steel and stuff?
If you'd watched Smallville then you would know..
He is scared to screw his b**ch cuz he's worried he might hurt/kill her. However, just like with everything else, he learns to control his ability and power.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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| posted by Lola 60 days ago (edited 60 days ago) |
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Superman shagged Lois Lane in Superman II (I think) and lost all his powers as a result.
Amusing theorising goes on here: http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
Mostly harmless
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| posted by Juno Watt 60 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by HALO
Britney proposed to Juno on his birthday. That goes way beyond taking one for the team. Juno is the man !!!!!!
No, I'm just proofreading the proposal as a favour. At 16 pages it's rather detailed 
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| posted by Gimpmask 60 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by AKA
if superman had sex wth a woman, would he kill her?
wouldn't it be like shooting bullets from a gun, seeing as how he is made of steel and stuff?
The life-crises that keep you awake at night, eh?
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| posted by HALO 60 days ago |
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so if Juno and Britney have offspring what will they look like? Is it even possible ???? ooohh nasty visual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
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| posted by Gimpmask 60 days ago |
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How ugly is Juno?
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| posted by Lola 60 days ago |
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Mostly harmless
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| posted by Juno Watt 60 days ago |
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... but without the good looks.
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