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posted by Juno Watt 118 days ago
Proposal of marriage?


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posted by HALO 117 days ago
Britney proposed to Juno on his birthday. That goes way beyond taking one for the team. Juno is the man !!!!!!

Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
Fundy
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posted by adfundum 117 days ago

Juno, you're a trooper.
Taking one in the **** like that for the good of the entire HK Expat community, we're impressed!

You are my hero...

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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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posted by Velvet 117 days ago (edited 117 days ago)
Happy Birthday to the hero Juno?



"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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posted by Gimpmask 117 days ago (edited 117 days ago)
Is that a cushion for someone who has piles taken one up the tradesman's entrance?

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Savage Local
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posted by Load Toad 117 days ago
Happy Birthday Juno; all the best mate.

You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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posted by AKA 117 days ago
if superman had sex wth a woman, would he kill her?
wouldn't it be like shooting bullets from a gun, seeing as how he is made of steel and stuff?

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by Mr Benn 117 days ago
I reckon so AKA, yes.

Incidentally, did you know that Chuck Norris secretly shags every woman in the world once a month? They bleed for days afterwards....






What the f*ck have you done lately?
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posted by AKA 117 days ago
ahh

I had heard it was the Chuckle Brothers

Norris makes more sense

yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by AKA 117 days ago




yeah, yeah, yeah
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posted by Lucas 117 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by AKA
if superman had sex wth a woman, would he kill her?
wouldn't it be like shooting bullets from a gun, seeing as how he is made of steel and stuff?


If you'd watched Smallville then you would know..

He is scared to screw his b**ch cuz he's worried he might hurt/kill her. However, just like with everything else, he learns to control his ability and power.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
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posted by Lola 117 days ago (edited 117 days ago)
Superman shagged Lois Lane in Superman II (I think) and lost all his powers as a result.

Amusing theorising goes on here: http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Dancing madly sideways
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posted by Juno Watt 117 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by HALO
Britney proposed to Juno on his birthday. That goes way beyond taking one for the team. Juno is the man !!!!!!

No, I'm just proofreading the proposal as a favour. At 16 pages it's rather detailed


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posted by Gimpmask 117 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by AKA
if superman had sex wth a woman, would he kill her?
wouldn't it be like shooting bullets from a gun, seeing as how he is made of steel and stuff?


The life-crises that keep you awake at night, eh?

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Savage Local
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posted by HALO 117 days ago
so if Juno and Britney have offspring what will they look like? Is it even possible ???? ooohh nasty visual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
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posted by Gimpmask 117 days ago
How ugly is Juno?

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Savage Local
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posted by Lola 117 days ago


Dancing madly sideways
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posted by Juno Watt 117 days ago
... but without the good looks.


 
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