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| posted by adfundum 137 days ago |
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A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson,
"You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course! What's your secret?"
Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered"
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A young man and a priest are playing together.
At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going
to use on this hole my son? "
The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray. "
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don't know about you father, but in my church when we pray, we keep our head
down."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman
holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did."
The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just
put me down for a five."
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took
a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of t rees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two
trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in
the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer", to
which the man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"
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The bride came down the aisle and when she
reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said:" What are your golf clubs doing here"?
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This
isn't going to take all day, is it?"
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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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