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| posted by adfundum 112 days ago |
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results
after the examination.
'First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love
to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the
Coroner.
'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one.
Paddy from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken.'
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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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