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| posted by AKA 101 days ago |
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My wife's gone to the West Indies for a holiday
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by HKBloke 101 days ago |
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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 101 days ago |
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In the Swedish Chemist...
Good morning, I would like to buy some deodorant please.
Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?
Neither, I want it for my armpits.
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by AKA 101 days ago |
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Duck is in Seibu, buying lipstick
When at the counter, he says: put it on my bill please
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by AKA 101 days ago |
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screams from one of the beds in the hospital ward
the doctor assesses the scene, and says: No, nurse, I told you to prick his boil
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by smog 101 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant
In the Swedish Chemist...
Not The Nine Oçlock News. Excellent. 
___________________________
http://smogsblog.wordpress.com for more of the same
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 101 days ago |
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Overheard in Neptune 2...
That mushroom buying everyone drinks looks like a fungi to be with.
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 101 days ago |
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Overheard in Propaganda...
Mind if I push your stool in?
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by AKA 101 days ago (edited 101 days ago) |
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Overheard in a duck-pond in Belfast
Duck 1: quack
Duck 2: quack, quack
Duck 3: I cant go any quacker!
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by Shadowblade 101 days ago |
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Doctor:"There's good news and bad news"
Patient:"Give me the good news first"
Doctor:"They will name a horrible disease after you..."
Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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| posted by Mr Benn 101 days ago |
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Paddy : "Nurse....nurse, help me! It's me wife.....she's having a baby!!"
Nurse: "Is she dilated??"
Paddy: "DILATED?? She's over the fookin' moon!!"
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by EmilyBronte 101 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant
Overheard in Propaganda...
Mind if I push your stool in?
I just choked on my apple. Ta, hilarious.
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