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posted by Load Toad 44 days ago
In Hong Kong you can't have nipples on show in the papers or mags and there are warnings suggesting parental guidence before every TV show and every swear word is edited out...



...but the other night just after dinner I got to watch a bloke fisting an elephant on TVB Pearl.

Horses with wheels.
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posted by Gimpmask 44 days ago (edited 44 days ago)
It's like the National Geographic happily showing girls from African Tribes with their tats hanging out without a blink of an eye, yet Playboys have to be put in plastic bags. Bollox.

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Savage Local
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posted by AKA 44 days ago (edited 44 days ago)
That was no elephant...that was my wife!

John Merrick


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posted by HKBloke 44 days ago
Have you also noticed that whilst the censors in Singapore can spot 1cm of cleavage from 100 metres they obviously cannot spot when Gordon Ramsey says 'f**k !'


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posted by Gimpmask 44 days ago
The Singaporeans, despite their (self-asserted) ultra-super intellect, often fail to:


distinguish their arse from their elbow;
talk from the correct orifice;
realise they talk in a f**king stupid accent; and
realise no one likes them.

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Savage Local
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Xiamen Sur le mare
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posted by Mr Benn 44 days ago
cutting....






Look at this bovver go!
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posted by Britney 44 days ago
It's normal but you could see a naked guy running during the Sevens!!!!!


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Kwai Hing sur le poo
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posted by Lola 44 days ago (edited 44 days ago)
quote:
Originally posted by Britney
It's normal but you could see a naked guy running during the Sevens!!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Britney
HAHAHAHAHA! tomorrow will @ Stadium, the West Wing ALL DAY!! Exciting! Isn't it?


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posted by AKA 44 days ago
I'm sure that this isn't the real britters you know

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posted by Britney 42 days ago
Britney is REAL. Just for your info. I saw 2 naked guys ran towards to the SOUTH STAND and then put on their undies again. OMG!


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posted by smog 41 days ago
So now that you've seen a naked guy for the first time, what did you think?

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posted by Beer Boy 40 days ago
Smog, thought you knew Ron long enough to know it doesn't think.

With your b**ch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done
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posted by Gimpmask 40 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by smog
So now that you've seen a naked guy for the first time, what did you think?


She must now marry the both of them.

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