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Kiwi man tells police 'I've been raped by a wombat'
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| posted by geraldo 103 days ago |
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quote: A Motueka man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.
Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, 'I've been raped by a wombat'.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.
When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.
On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.
He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.
"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,'' Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.
"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all,'' Cradock then told the operator.
Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.
Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.
In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 103 days ago |
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Classic!!
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| posted by puyi 100 days ago |
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he probably felt like one of his sheep........
darren rudd is a sinophile
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| posted by Gimpmask 100 days ago |
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These Aussies are just a barrel of laughs, aren't they?
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| posted by Beer Boy 100 days ago |
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I s'ppose that's one way of putting it
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by AKA 100 days ago |
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an interesting fact about Australia is there are no Proctologists working there
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by puyi 100 days ago |
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due to the apparent shortage AKA was very quick to put his hand up when they asked for volunteers.....
darren rudd is a sinophile
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| posted by AKA 100 days ago |
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they have no need for volunteers - there's no shortage - fact is they are all perfect arseholes in Australia 
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by Beer Boy 100 days ago |
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trenchant!!!
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by hkJay 100 days ago |
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Other articles state "Wombat rape victim cried wolf"......
to be, or not to be, what was the question?
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| posted by puyi 100 days ago |
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and yet you still volunteered 
darren rudd is a sinophile
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