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posted by HKBloke 120 days ago
Overhead recently......

'May I know your name?'
'Batman...'

'Excuse me? May I know your name please?'
'My name is Batman...'

'Trying to be funny?! What is your surname?'
'Superman...'

'I want to speak to your manager...'
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posted by geraldo 120 days ago
Mr. s**t Chun Ho works for EMSD


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posted by smog 120 days ago (edited 120 days ago)
My local Starbucks has a barista who has taken the "English" name of "Don't". Which is just bizarre. I'm not sure whether it is short for "Do Not" or "Donut".

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posted by Juno Watt 120 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by geraldo
Mr. s**t Chun Ho works for EMSD

That used to be a very common name here but most people have changed it now to Sit, which is more how it is pronounced anyway.

I used to visit a bank teller called Lovely.


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posted by Gimpmask 120 days ago
Bloke>Can only see a red cross.

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 120 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by smog
My local Starbucks has a barista who has taken the "English" name of "Don't". Which is just bizarre. I'm not sure whether it is short dor "Do Not" or "Donut".

Tsk tsk. Kids these days. What on earth is wrong with the old names? Minky, Winky and Dinky are just fine.

Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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posted by smog 120 days ago
Indeed - the FCC has a member of staff whose badge says "Winky", but I recently discovered that her "official" English name is actually "Windy".

I imagine they made her a new name badge after about the first hour!

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posted by AKA 120 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by smog
My local Starbucks has a barista who has taken the "English" name of "Don't". Which is just bizarre. I'm not sure whether it is short for "Do Not" or "Donut".


I wonder do people call him dunt, in the local style?

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posted by Juno Watt 120 days ago
i guess they dun lol


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posted by AKA 120 days ago
terrible shame anyway that somebody would spend all that money studying law, and then end up working at starbucks

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posted by HALO 120 days ago
Pac Coffee barista named Ok
store clerk named Purple
friends local girl named Ice (add in her last name and she is Val Kilmer's tag in TopGun)

Britney is a disease ridden pest and should be exterminated. How to do ?
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posted by Shadowblade 120 days ago (edited 120 days ago)
http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Forum/Ray_Can_t_See_s**t.jpg

Some mofos always try to ice skate uphill....
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posted by AKA 120 days ago
There's a cahsier in PNS Bonham Road called smellyoulater



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posted by Beer Boy 120 days ago
now you are just being stupid

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posted by AKA 120 days ago
nah - big Simpsons fan she is

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posted by HALO 120 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by AKA
There's a cahsier in PNS Bonham Road called smellyoulater




but what is she a.k.a. ?

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posted by AKA 120 days ago (edited 120 days ago)
no idea

I do work with someone called Penny Chiu, bless her

she has a brother, just uses the initial A as a name, bless him

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posted by geraldo 120 days ago
there is a CX purser named Fruitcake


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posted by Mr Benn 118 days ago

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