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| posted by green tea 98 days ago |
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I got this mail today and was laughing my ass out!!
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan"(Ceremony of Cutting the hairs for the first time) of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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| posted by AKA 98 days ago |
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hmmm...I thought Chef was Dutch 
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by tiger lily 97 days ago |
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Thanks for the laugh GT.
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead  ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by klaus93 97 days ago |
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is it really funny? NO.
greentea only want to tell us how perfect she is. must be a NET teacher without any other qualification.
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| posted by tiger lily 97 days ago |
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"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife"...........
funny...funny.... I say funny...........
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by AKA 97 days ago |
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10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
If he replaced 'my', with 'the' that would be quite a tidy sentence
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by green tea 97 days ago |
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Klaus, Chill man..take it sportively...laugh and forget....
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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| posted by AKA 97 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by green tea
..take it sportively...laugh and forget....
Is that another one?
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by green tea 97 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by AKA
quote:
Originally posted by green tea
..take it sportively...laugh and forget....
Is that another one?
no problem if its another one...
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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| posted by tiger lily 97 days ago |
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ha ha , more ?
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by AKA 97 days ago (edited 97 days ago) |
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quote:
Originally posted by green tea
Klaus, Chill man..take it sportively...laugh and forget....
Just one question... did you really prolapse as a result of reading it?
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by green tea 97 days ago |
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no, could be natural since I am also from the same place
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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| posted by tiger lily 97 days ago |
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AKA :
"As I am studying in this school I am she is suffering from headache. I request you to leave me her today"
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by green tea 97 days ago |
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Thaks for the help lily...you are right...my headache is paining....
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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| posted by tiger lily 97 days ago |
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"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
you are welcome GT .
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by AKA 97 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by green tea
Thaks for the help lily...you are right...my headache is paining....
but your arse didn't really fall out...did it?
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by green tea 97 days ago |
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the way you are acting....your arse might have along with the brains..check it out!!
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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| posted by Home Seeker 97 days ago |
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From what I heard..... AKA was once an arse picker, he might as well pick his brain along with it .......
 wooh hooo !!!!
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| posted by AKA 97 days ago |
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Yeah! he probably dropped his brain when he bent over to pick his arse!
Oh wait, they're talking about me
damn
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by The Crone 97 days ago |
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I wanted to say something but didn't want to sound (God forbid) flirtatious or oth, sound like someone who's got a foot in her mouth (like I've been doing all morning!)
I dream again
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