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Mrs Neely [ New Topic]
Fundy
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Needs a break
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Hong Kong
posted by adfundum 135 days ago
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!


Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:


'I outlived all them b**ches.'





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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
Senior Member
11473 Posts
Retrosexualising
in
Hong Kong
posted by Beer Boy 135 days ago


Apologies in advance for my poor sentence structure, but a retard is at the keyboard!
Senior Member
10212 Posts
Scowling
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Hong Kong
posted by Mr Benn 135 days ago
Brilliant!








 
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