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| posted by spannermonkey 85 days ago (edited 85 days ago) |
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse comes along to give him a partial sponge bath.
‘Nurse,’ he mumbles from behind the mask. ‘Are my testicles black?’
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don't know, sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body.’
He struggles to ask again. ‘Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?’
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, gently holds his manhood in one hand and cups his testicles in the other. She takes a close look, then says, ‘There's nothing wrong with them, sir’
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful but listen very closely… are - my - test - results - back?’
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| posted by adfundum 85 days ago |
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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 85 days ago |
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goodness gracious me. how rude.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by Mr Benn 85 days ago |
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nice to see the forum police are still lurking.
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by puyi 85 days ago |
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well done westy
darren rudd is a sinophile
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| posted by AKA 85 days ago |
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I still don't get the joke
what's wrong with having black testicles?
yeah, yeah, yeah
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