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| posted by spannermonkey 93 days ago |
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16
I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a
passionate girl with a zest for life.
I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun Initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and looking for a girl with big tits.
http://www.marisamiller.com
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| posted by Paps of Jura 93 days ago |
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I'm here 
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| posted by Nasdaq_Index 93 days ago (edited 93 days ago) |
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spot on Spanner! Sounds like a real story, innit?
Remember! Respect is Earned not Given =)
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| posted by Juno Watt 93 days ago |
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Watch out Paps... the grapevine says Spanner's next move is for a bimbo with sunglasses on her head... he won't be able to resist, apparently.
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| posted by Nasdaq_Index 93 days ago |
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and Big tits as metioned in his last move 
Remember! Respect is Earned not Given =)
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| posted by Paps of Jura 93 days ago |
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I am from Leeds after all and we all know that we're a bunch of Bimbo's from oooop there
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| posted by Paps of Jura 93 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Juno Watt
Watch out Paps... the grapevine says Spanner's next move is for a bimbo with sunglasses on her head... he won't be able to resist, apparently.
I'm gonna get my women scorned face ready just in case !!
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