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| posted by bunthorne 71 days ago |
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Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the morgue needed someone
to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said
'Yep, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over'. So the mortician rolled him
over. Seamus looked and said 'Nope, it aint Paddy'.
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to
identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, 'Yup, he's burnt real
bad, roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and
said, 'No, it ain't Paddy'.
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Sean said, 'Well, Paddy had two arseholes.'
'What............., he had two arseholes???' said the mortician.
'Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....''
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