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| posted by green tea 68 days ago |
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REad the below jus now and thought, it goes waste with out sharing...funny but true!
10 Commandments of Traffic in Bangalore:
If you see Red Light, then you can look LEFT, then RIGHT, then proceed undeterred unless there is a danger of getting pulverized by oncoming traffic.
An Orange Light here doesn't mean that “Slow Down...lights changing”, but “Speed up buster, or the world'll know thou sucketh” !!
A Green Light means, "Do whatever you want"!!!!!
You can be the first to honk when the light turns green.
You can start moving when the timer says 7 seconds left for light to turn green.
If you see the auto in front giving it's right indicator, but the driver waving his left hand, then you can not mind the indicator.
You can seek whichever lane is free, because it is your birth right to change lanes at the last moment. That is why the indicators and horns are there.
You can not use dipper at night.
If you are at foot, then you are the "King of the Road"...nothing can touch you!
You can disregard one-way signs only if you have Rs. 50 in your pocket.
Common Jokes:
Ques: How far is a place from here (If it is 100 meters) ?
Ans: Five minutes by walk, half an hour by car.
Ques: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bangalore?
Ans: Follow the traffic rules.
Ques: Which city in India has the greatest acrobats?
Ans: Bangalore of course. Look at all the drivers talking on the mobile, honking the horn, beating the traffic lights, cursing the other motorists, avoiding pot holes, ........... all at the same time.
I wasn't kissing him,
I was just telling his lips a secret!!!
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