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| posted by Load Toad 82 days ago |
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When someone has a baby why do they tell you how much it weighs but not how long it is?
You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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| posted by Mr Benn 82 days ago |
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same reason when somebody catches a big fish I spose
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by Load Toad 82 days ago |
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Actually you'd need the girth of the baby as well to create a mental image of if it was the correct size or not. Plus a limb and digit count.
And eyes / ears etc.
After that you can pretty much count on it being OK 'till it grows up n stuff.
You used to speak the truth.
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| posted by Rotund 82 days ago |
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You might have all that at the start, but it is how many digits you have at the end that counts. Some end a few digits short.
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| posted by beer guy 82 days ago |
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thought the chinese were only concerned about one digit ..........
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| posted by Beer Boy 81 days ago |
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we got the length, weight and head circumference at the birth of our 2.... and prior to that a running commentary on how large the wife's poonanni had become
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by Beer Boy 81 days ago |
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which never quite got to the size of her gob
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by Paps of Jura 81 days ago |
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That's nice.. sure the missus would be well happy your disucssing the size of her flue
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| posted by Load Toad 81 days ago |
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A return to the 'good old days' are in order where after conception was confirmed the men (plural?) would retire to the local pub to get p**sed and play darts, crib and skittles until the pregnancy was complete and the baby successfully delivered.
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| posted by tiger lily 81 days ago |
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Life is so beautiful....................
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by Rotund 81 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
A return to the 'good old days' are in order where after conception was confirmed the men (plural?) would retire to the local pub.
In those good old days, only one man left holding the baby. Whether he was the father or not. hahaha
I think I hear the milk man a callin....
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| posted by EmilyBronte 81 days ago |
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I personally find men just get in the way through the whole process. All these book reading, sympathetic phantom pregnancy blokes are really just puffs. What we need is a fetch and carry person who won't open their mouths unless to agree when we complain. Thats it. Its p**s easy.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 81 days ago |
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And someone to dig nails into, mop brow and bring tea and toast when it's all over.. simple really
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| posted by HKBloke 81 days ago |
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epidurals...simple really
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| posted by Beer Boy 81 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
And someone to dig nails into, mop brow and bring tea and toast when it's all over.. simple really
been there, done that x 2... now quit b**ching!!!
I take under performing to new lows...
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| posted by Zebedee 81 days ago |
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Question: When someone has a baby why do they tell you how much it weighs but not how long it is?
Reply: To give a sympathetic male puff answer, weight, length (and head circumference) are extremely important at birth, as critical for pediatrician to monitor growth over baby over first few week, months and year. If baby is not growing properly, according to set charts / statistics, usually can mean birth defects of some sort, that aren't immediately evident from their physical appearance.
Whatever...
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| posted by Load Toad 81 days ago |
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Yeah - I actually know why.....but that wasn't really the point...
You used to speak the truth.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 81 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
quote:
Originally posted by Paps of Jura
And someone to dig nails into, mop brow and bring tea and toast when it's all over.. simple really
been there, done that x 2... now quit b**ching!!!
Not b**ching at all just giving the non parent lads on here a steer to how best to manage the situation
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| posted by AKA 81 days ago |
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quote:
Originally posted by EmilyBronte
I personally find men just get in the way through the whole process. All these book reading, sympathetic phantom pregnancy blokes are really just puffs. What we need is a fetch and carry person who won't open their mouths unless to agree when we complain. Thats it. Its p**s easy.
sounds like a midwife to me
or a wife
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| posted by puyi 81 days ago |
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stretched and stitched and back in the kitchen in no time..........................
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