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posted by CwbGuy 14 days ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=562533&in_page_id=1770

Just reinforcing the generally held view that all politicians are lieing scumbags.


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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago (edited 14 days ago)
Not just politicians.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23615302-5012974,00.html

Consider the evidence. Openly gay + party drug in pocket probably equals a marathon gay drugs fuelled sex session, a la Richard Quest.

But no, "Yesterday he maintained his drink had been spiked".

Pull the other one. Just admit it and be done.


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posted by CwbGuy 14 days ago (edited 14 days ago)
oops, i didn't red the link! cancel last comment.


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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago (edited 14 days ago)
As far as I know Richard Quest is not saying his drink was spiked.

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posted by HKBloke 14 days ago
These days it's questionable as to whether this will help or hinder his attempt to become major of london. Had it been canabis i suspect it would definately have helped but perhaps cocaine is still viewed as bit 'heavy'.


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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago
To be quite frank, BJ looks like a heavy user of food, fags, alcohol and drugs.

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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago (edited 14 days ago)
I think by now most of the people of voting age will have had at least some exposure to and will probably have tried some illegal drugs in their lifetime & the vast vast majority have done so with no lasting ill effects. So this whole 'Lie my arse off so as to appear sin free' is just f**king pointless. I'd have far more respect for someone standing up and saying 'I tried it - so I know what I'm talking about' than trying to cover up past use just to appeal to ~5% of the population that still thinks that the stork delivers babies and we should have national service and an empire.

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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago
And as for 'trying to take cocaine' - it either goes up your nose or questions have to be asked about your ability to breathe in!

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posted by HKBloke 14 days ago
Does your argument also apply to 'trying to have some bum action'.


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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago
'I was too wasted from the H, K & G to inhale'

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posted by Beer Boy 14 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
And as for 'trying to take cocaine' - it either goes up your nose or questions have to be asked about your ability to breathe in!


a la manatee???

With your b**ch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done
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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago
quote:
Originally posted by Beer Boy
quote:
Originally posted by Load Toad
And as for 'trying to take cocaine' - it either goes up your nose or questions have to be asked about your ability to breathe in!


a la manatee???

Eh? Did I miss out on something at those daytime cinema shows? Please tell BB.

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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago
Just like the manatee.

Exactly - the scenario 'I was desperately trying to take cocaine but bugger me I just couldn't breathe in and / or couldn't find any available mucus membrane.' just doesn't happen.

I think I saw a clip of Boris:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Xb6U3j_Y0


Quite clearly - a liar.

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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago
The Manatee thing comes from a beer talk debate about the worlds dumbest animal- the manatee being so stupid it forgets to breathe in or shag. Otherwise a lovely and wonderful sea mammal and could on occasion be mistaken for a beautiful woman...

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posted by Beer Boy 14 days ago
and as fer marching powder i have absolutely no idea what you lot are on about... honest guv'nor

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posted by HKBloke 14 days ago
Boris Johnson is completely harmless come on - which is more than can be said for Red Ken. Taking cocaine is surely preferential to taking cookies out of the cookie jar.


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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago
I actually like Boris a lot but I'd like him a lot more if he just said 'Yes I tried it - end of story - lets move on'.

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago
BJ acting the tit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

quote:
Exactly - the scenario 'I was desperately trying to take cocaine but bugger me I just couldn't breathe in and / or couldn't find any available mucus membrane.' just doesn't happen.


Thought this was how the legendary Stevie Nicks 'blow it up the arse through a straw' method evolved?


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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago
I can't say I've tried that one....yet.

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posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 14 days ago
And you might be better asking a hooker than a roadie to assist you.

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posted by Load Toad 14 days ago
Even more Boris brilliance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcgrZs4GXv4&feature=related

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