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| posted by adfundum 77 days ago |
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and
squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
"I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men... are men.
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The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too bloody long...
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