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| posted by The Crone 10 days ago |
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This is to prove that we have become too dependent on our computers.
Question: Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look down....
Keep looking further down
Look down, not scroll down!
I dream again
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| posted by tiger lily 10 days ago |
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Little boy : Are you a boy or a girl?
little girl : urmmm......I don't know.
Little boy : lift your skirt up, let me have a look .
Little girl : ummm, no..... that's shameful. (Hesitates but lifts her skirt )
little boy looks down : oh.... you are a girl, you got pink shoes .
( translated from Chinese )
~When I am finally holding all the cards, why does everybody decide to play chess ?~
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| posted by hardate 3 days ago |
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A bank robber held some employees as hostages. He asked the first hostage, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The hostage replied, "Uh, yes, I did." So the robber shot him dead. He turned to the second hostage and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The hostage replied, "No, but my wife did!"
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