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A bit rude: Things You Learn from Porn.
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| posted by Load Toad 9 days ago |
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Women wear high heels to bed.
Men are never impotent.
When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he f**ks her.
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with spunk.
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
Women always orgasm when men do.
A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
All women are noisy f**ks.
People in the 70's couldn't f**k unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Those tits are real.
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum.
If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
Double penetration makes women smile.
Asian men don't exist.
If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s**t out of you if you shove your c**k in his girlfriend's mouth.
There's a plot.
When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
Nurses suck patients c**ks.
Men always pull out.
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily p**sed off before f**king both of you.
Women never have headaches.
When a woman is sucking a man's c**k, it's important for him to remind her to 'suck it'
Assholes are clean.
A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's pants and find a c**k there.
Men don't have to beg.
When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
You remember the cow roof. I do not Mexico. He is goblin.
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| posted by AKA 9 days ago |
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Assholes are clean?
You haven't seen 2 girls/1 cup then?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791106
Alert: This is a video of a granny reacting to watching it...not the clip itself
Talkin' sh1te, 24/7
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 9 days ago |
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women dont mind if you force their head down during blowjobs.
all girls love to be done in the ass.
japanese girls are helpless and like being raped by multiple strangers.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by EmilyBronte 9 days ago |
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Where can i find this 2 girls 1 cup vid? Watched both the granny and Joe someone from Fear factor reacting and now I HAVE to see it.
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| posted by geraldo 9 days ago |
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don't use google
and sometimes www.whatyouarelookingfor.com might also work
do it during lunch...
It's hard hitting and across two legs. No, it's not Craig Bellamy's golf club, it's the champions league semi-finals
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| posted by Patrick Bateman 9 days ago |
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do it while you have a sandwich in your mouth.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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| posted by geraldo 9 days ago |
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lots of mustard or mayo as well
It's hard hitting and across two legs. No, it's not Craig Bellamy's golf club, it's the champions league semi-finals
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| posted by geraldo 9 days ago |
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depends how broadminded your boss is, but probably not
It's hard hitting and across two legs. No, it's not Craig Bellamy's golf club, it's the champions league semi-finals
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| posted by EmilyBronte 9 days ago |
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I'm joshing now. I think 2 girls eating poo is not really the kind of thing I should be looking at this lunchie. Am still going to find it when i get home though. Last question- serious one, do they eat it out of the cup then, or do they eat it out of each others bums'?
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| posted by Paps of Jura 9 days ago |
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Oh god Em... why are you even interested in that ???
The thought just made me gag
Dib Dob nib knob
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| posted by EmilyBronte 9 days ago |
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Well, the vid i watched which had the fear factor guy in it said that these girls do it for coke. He was gobsmacked. If hes gobsmacked, then i want to see it, judging by what he must watch people eat and puke up every day.
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| posted by Paps of Jura 9 days ago |
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Oh god I have been known to vomit in my mouth watching Fear Factor so won't be searching for that vid in a hurry
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| posted by geraldo 8 days ago |
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It's hard hitting and across two legs. No, it's not Craig Bellamy's golf club, it's the champions league semi-finals
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