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| posted by tiger lily 57 days ago |
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I came across this little writing by a Torontonian this morning . Thought that was cute :
What does the computor say? Hey i beat a computor at chess! kicked his wirery ass! i lost so much respect for this computor after beating it, i gave it away. i didn't want to look at it any more. I think i saw a tear forming on its screen. I said act like a man you computor! Get a grip on yourself! I know you are use to winning but you met your match, you, you, thing! I'm going to shut you off, pull out your wires and give you to the first bum i see on Parliament street. I'm fileing for divorce but you don't get half my intellect. Because i'm in control Ha ha ha you Shouldn't have move your queens rook to Black king 4! i was waiting for your sorry ass and then i pounced on you like a tiger going in for the kill. What are you going to do after i give you to some wino who has no home to plug you in? you'll end up in a shopping cart being driven all over the city and you'll sleep in city parks and be harrassed by the police. Your only hope is to try and get into a pawn shop and someone may adopt your soft drive. It was a hard drive til i made it soft: confused, you, disillisioned you, made your wires overheat with the realization that a mortal man has really beaten you! What do you have to say for your self Mr! (Computor talks: I want my mommy!!) There you have it Ladies a computor lays grovelling at my feet. To the computor's mom HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! You too Ladies who are moms. Hey i really beat a computor at chess! The End.
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead  ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by Mr Benn 56 days ago |
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A little more time on English studies and a little less time playing computer chess for this 'Torontonian'.
What the f*ck have you done lately?
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| posted by tiger lily 56 days ago |
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C U T E English wasn't it ?
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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