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| posted by beautyqueen 55 days ago |
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Need this info for work, thanks for any help in advance. There was to be some kind of heath promotion gimmick with a free beverage thrown in, now the company, fearing this might spoil the empoyees, has decided to cancel the freebie and asked me to come up with something amusing in the weekly email to keep them entertained and prevent any hard feelings. Please tell me the best websites for health related and top grade jokes.
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 55 days ago |
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There was to be some kind of heath promotion gimmick with a free beverage thrown in, now the company, fearing this might spoil the empoyees...
Jeezus H...
What a miserable bunch of mean spirited, grudging, petty minded bastards. I can just picture the muppets concerned sitting around coming to that decision. I wonder what perks they themselves get, and why they don't consider themselves 'spoiled' by them?
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by AKA 55 days ago |
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To prevent any hard feelings
I'm guessing the gimmick wasn't free viagra?
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by Juno Watt 55 days ago |
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Need this info for work, thanks for any help in advance. There was to be some kind of heath promotion gimmick with a free beverage thrown in, now the company, fearing this might spoil the empoyees, has decided to cancel the freebie and asked me to come up with something amusing in the weekly email to keep them entertained and prevent any hard feelings. Please tell me the best websites for health related and top grade jokes.
First you wanted us to find you a job, now you want us to do it for you! 
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| posted by AKA 55 days ago |
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she still needs a spell check god bless her little cotton socs
yeah, yeah, yeah
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| posted by beautyqueen 55 days ago |
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Originally posted by Juno Watt
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First you wanted us to find you a job, now you want us to do it for you!
Well, darling, I am still waiting for you to find me a job - did I misspell any word?
I couldn't open ANY of the links... should I say thank you or damn you?
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| posted by bunthorne 55 days ago (edited 55 days ago) |
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You can't?
Try changing your browser settings.
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| posted by tiger lily 54 days ago |
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Originally posted by beautyqueen
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Originally posted by Juno Watt
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First you wanted us to find you a job, now you want us to do it for you!
Well, darling, I am still waiting for you to find me a job - did I misspell any word?
I couldn't open ANY of the links... should I say thank you or damn you?
Say damn you first then thank you, be polite lady 
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by beautyqueen 54 days ago |
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I don't see the humor in posting phony links. This is like someone telling the most lame boring jokes where the person and the person only thinks he's funny.
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 54 days ago |
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What do you see the humour in BC? What do you think is funny? Go on, give us your best shot.
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by tiger lily 54 days ago (edited 54 days ago) |
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I have checked most of the links. Only one works. And we are in a practical forum. So I gather those are practical joke links.
My sympathy beauty.
~ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead ~ Chinese Proverb.
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| posted by Lola 54 days ago |
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Originally posted by beautyqueen
Need this info for work, thanks for any help in advance. There was to be some kind of heath promotion gimmick with a free beverage thrown in, now the company, fearing this might spoil the empoyees, has decided to cancel the freebie and asked me to come up with something amusing in the weekly email to keep them entertained and prevent any hard feelings. Please tell me the best websites for health related and top grade jokes.
How about your original post above? Should have 'em in stitches.
Dancing madly sideways
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| posted by The Cerne Abbas Giant 54 days ago (edited 54 days ago) |
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Oh FFS! I'm offended by these inane help requests. Why on earth can't she just Google 'medical humour' or 'doctor jokes'? Does she also need bedbaths and her bottom wiping?
Watchu talkin' about Willis?
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| posted by beautyqueen 54 days ago |
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thanks i guess, the green pea giant.
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| posted by beautyqueen 54 days ago |
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Ah, thanks Toady, you've restored my faith in poeple. Owe you one.
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| posted by Load Toad 54 days ago |
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Large vodka, cranberry juice - side of cigarettes.
You used to speak the truth.
But now you're clever.
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| posted by beautyqueen 54 days ago |
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You've got it, pal, coming right up...
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